Carol Burnett Quotes
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.Carol Burnett
Quotes to Explore
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The first movie I really clicked with was 'Die Hard' when I was 6 years old, which is crazy that I was watching it that young. That was the one that made me want to become an actor.
Jack Reynor -
I have a classic taste with a twist, because classic never goes away.
Nadia Comaneci -
We do not yet have the solutions to these questions, but the awareness that we live in an endangered world is present in more and more life situations.
Ulrich Beck -
When I won the belt, it was kind of a precedent... The only Canadian to have ever held it.
Owen Hart -
The cause of our difficulties in southeast Asia is not a deficiency of power but an excess of the wrong kind of power which results in a feeling of impotence when it fails to achieve its desired ends.
J. William Fulbright -
I never gave it that much thought to pursue acting or anything, but I would definitely be a Bond girl if they asked me. For sure - I would make a great evil Bond girl!
Lara Stone
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When I first got Yves Saint Laurent Couture, I didn't know how to take off a cape. I would ask Katoucha and Dalma - the real divas of the runway - 'Can you show me?' I've never been afraid to ask for help.
Naomi Campbell -
My knee has always given me problems. But it got to the point where I actually had to start giving up things. And I hate that.
Caitlyn Jenner -
Auditions make me nervous; any time I have to perform, I get stage fright.
Octavia Spencer -
I love the simplicity and freedom of running. A pair of shoes, and you are all set to explore new trails.
Rachel Boston -
The first time that I ever saw Babe Ruth was in the Boston Red Sox clubhouse.
Waite Hoyt -
To become the best comedian, I must be well-rounded.
T. J. Miller
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A bicycle has transformed my experience of London.
Iain Glen -
In theatre, you've got to make the connect with your audience in the first three minutes. If you haven't, you know you've almost lost them.
Om Puri -
When my daughter wanted a toy and I had to check the price of it before buying it - that was one of the worst feelings.
Tablo -
When my parents were dating, they were very poor, so my dad couldn't take my mom out. They would go to the grocery store and pick out funny looking vegetables. When I grew up, we'd still go and find the ones with personality.
Parker Posey -
It kind of scares me, the notion that we're going to be injecting ourselves into other countries' affairs when they're not posing a threat to our security. I wouldn't be telling Israel what to do.
Gary Johnson -
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
Jack Paar
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I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
Jackie Mason -
The Menzies Government, by its participation in the plans for the development of other nations, can see the virtue of planning for them but apparently cannot see the virtue of a plan for Australia.
Lionel Murphy -
In some ways, I'm still a kid from Missouri and Oklahoma, and I'm trying to find my way.
Brad Pitt -
My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.
Alan Sugar -
I came to Hollywood originally writing comedy and writing satire.
Stephen Gaghan -
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.
Carol Burnett