Carol Burnett Quotes
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I love audiences.
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I am not a person who yells at all, but I realized that I have always felt so good after doing the Tarzan yell, after doing Charo, or screaming as Eunice.
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I do think there are some great female comics: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. They're the whole ball of wax.
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
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Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.
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When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged.
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Just scream! You vent, and the body just feels good after a good old yell.
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I never felt cynical, and I never felt that I couldn't do what I wanted to do.
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It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
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But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
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I have a great memory.
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I'm not a person who likes to confront.
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My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
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I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.
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I don't watch sitcoms. I really don't. My problem with them is they take so long to film them that there's no spontaneity. I want to see that.
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
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You have to really want it, and don't take it personally if you don't get a job. Because sometimes you're not the type. And sometimes it's somebody else's turn.
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Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
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I think the reason I was successful is that I was never cynical.
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I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
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I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called 'Once Upon a Mattress,' that kind of put me on the map.
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When I went to New York to try and make it, I never thought it wouldn't happen.