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I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
Carol Burnett
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It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
Carol Burnett
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
Carol Burnett
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What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters.
Carol Burnett
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My first book was an open letter to my three daughters.
Carol Burnett
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I didn't really get comfortable until I got to UCLA, and I had to take an acting course because I was studying theater arts.
Carol Burnett
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I'm into 'House of Cards.' 'Breaking Bad' - my God, did I binge on that!
Carol Burnett
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I love 'Modern Family.' And I love 'Glee' - the singing, the music - Jane Lynch just kills me.
Carol Burnett
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But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
Carol Burnett
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
Carol Burnett
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I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
Carol Burnett
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It's not a bad thing to be able to do many things onstage. If you're an entertainer, you should be able to entertain. I'm proud to say that I'm not a one-trick pony.
Carol Burnett
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I had always been quiet and studious in school. I was the high school editor of the newspaper.
Carol Burnett
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We all get where we're going by circuitous journeys, and some of the setbacks are warranted.
Carol Burnett
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Ask anyone who's successful how they got there, you're going to hear a different story.
Carol Burnett
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I'm like your mother, your sister, whatever.
Carol Burnett
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Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that.
Carol Burnett
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I was raised going to the movies with my grandmother as a kid. And then I'd come home, and my best friend and I would act out the films that we saw.
Carol Burnett
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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
Carol Burnett
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I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
Carol Burnett
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I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.
Carol Burnett
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I'm so happy with what has happened in my life.
Carol Burnett
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I'm hooked on Glenn Close in 'Damages.'
Carol Burnett
