Anthony Jeselnik Quotes
I think a theater show is a pure version of me doing my material. The theater crowd is a bit more polite, there really aren't hecklers, and there are a lot of people there to see me, and they're excited about the jokes and hanging out with me for a show.
Quotes to Explore
-
Anytime you have a tight race and you lose, it's not pleasant.
-
The Koran was revealed at a time of great change in the Arab world, the seventh-century shift from a matriarchal nomadic culture to an urban patriarchal system.
-
If people think they've found my biggest weakness, let them try to take advantage of it.
-
Dealing with the government does not mean you have to give a bribe.
-
I dare anybody to look at me and say I'm anorexic. I'm so totally not.
-
Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?
-
Generally my songs are just some riffs slung together as an excuse for a guitar solo.
-
Oh, I'm quite the impulse buyer. Most of what I buy is stuff for my Jeep, 'cause it breaks down a lot.
-
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
-
A person standing in front of an audience without enthusiasm for his subject and his actions is disconnected from his spirit.
-
A smart phone essentially creates a dossier of your travels, and consumers have no control over who will eventually see that information.
-
In Maryland, we have the unfortunate distinction of being the most gerrymandered state in the entire nation.
-
I'm still at the beginning of my career. It's all a little new, and I'm still learning as I go.
-
A person who suffers from severe locomotor anxiety finds himself in an almost permanent state of mental tension. He wakes in the morning with the anxious expectation of having to go out somewhere in the course of the day.
-
Let's face it, us '60s folks had pretty high expectations.
-
But even writing the column for the 'Telegraph,' that idea of working to deadlines, which as an actor that's not something you have to do in the same way. It's excited me into wanting to do a bit more.
-
So many people love sci-fi, and they're so loyal.
-
Self-exploration is very painful, but unless you do that, you will never know who you are and who you want to be.
-
My best friend is my husband.
-
One extends one's limits only by exceeding them.
-
… ‘I’ve only one hobby, and that is my wife.’
-
I think when I first straightened my hair, I was a teenager. I don't believe that I was consciously doing it to look white or to be on television. It never crossed my mind. All of the girls in my neighborhood got perms and their hair straightened. But I know that historically it was to assimilate and there are some people who do it for that reason.
-
Powerful people never educate powerless people in what they need that they can use to take the power away from powerful people; it's too much to expect. If I was in power, I would not educate people in how to take my powers away.
-
I think a theater show is a pure version of me doing my material. The theater crowd is a bit more polite, there really aren't hecklers, and there are a lot of people there to see me, and they're excited about the jokes and hanging out with me for a show.
