Artie Lange Quotes

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

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• I was born in the city's general hospital on November 15, 1930, and we lived at 31 Amherst Avenue in the western suburbs. It was a magical place. There were receptions at the French Club, race meetings at the Shanghai Racecourse, and various patriotic gatherings at the British Embassy on the Bund, the city's glamorous waterfront area.

  

  J. G. Ballard
  • City
  • Race
  • Meetings

• I work with the Carl Lewis Foundation focusing on youth from high school down.

  

  Carl Lewis
  • Work
  • School
  • High

• I can't read novels while I'm writing a novel, because somebody's voice creeps in.

  

  T. C. Boyle
  • Writing
  • Voice
  • Because

• I auditioned for 'The Office,' and I don't know if it was a role I could do, but I liked the character. You do one take, and you're reading with a person who's just sitting in a chair and not really... you're not playing off someone, which is what I like to do. I like to play around and find the moment.

  

  Nathan Fielder
  • Character
  • Reading
  • Moment

• Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.

  

  W. H. Auden
  • Evil
  • Human
  • Bed

• I'm a very proud actor.

  

  F. Murray Abraham
  • Proud
  • Actor
  • Very

• I don't prepare myself for a specific fighter. I don't choose a fight to prepare myself for another fighter.

  

  Canelo Alvarez
  • Myself
  • Fight
  • Prepare

• I told Mr. Nader today that a vote for Ralph Nader is really a vote for George Bush.

  

  Barbara Lee
  • Today
  • Vote
  • Ralph

• We are not educated well enough to perform the necessary act of intelligently selecting our leaders.

  

  Walter Cronkite
  • Enough
  • Act
  • Educated

• Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.

  

  Tammy Wynette
  • Love
  • Man
  • Giving

• Every day, I want to learn something new; I want to move up.

  

  Dinesh Paliwal
  • Up

• The Xbox 360 is the first console that I've ever worked with that actually has development tools that are better for games than what we've had on PC.

  

  John Carmack

• The simpler the food, the harder it is to prepare it well. You want to truly taste what it is you're eating. So that goes back to the trend of fine ingredients. It's very Japanese: Preparing good ingredients very simply, without distractions from the flavor of the ingredient itself.

  

  Joel Robuchon
  • Good
  • Food
  • Japanese

• For me this world was neither so high nor so low as the Church would have it; chequered over with its wild light shadows, I could love it and all the children of it, more dearly, perhaps, because it was not all light.

  

  James Anthony Froude
  • World
  • Children
  • High

• People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old.

  

  Billie Joe Armstrong Green Day
  • People
  • Up
  • Afraid

• When I have a match to play, I begin to relax as soon as I wake up. Everything I do, I do slow and easy. That goes for stroking the razor, getting dressed, and eating my breakfast. I'm practically in slow motion. By the time I'm ready to tee off, I'm so used to taking my time that it's impossible to hurry my swing.

  

  Walter Hagen
  • Time
  • Swing
  • Hurry

• The joke used to be that in every Indian home, there is the mother, father, children, grandparents, and the anthropologist.

  

  Elizabeth Cook-Lynn
  • Children
  • Mother
  • Joke

• I don't think I could have a genuine relationship with someone who didn't love to travel and appreciate new foods. Traveling is a big part of my life, and I want to share that with the people close to me.

  

  Candice Accola
  • People
  • Life
  • Relationship

• I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

  

  Artie Lange
  • Joke
  • Apologizing