Artie Lange Quotes
To tell you the truth, there are all these websites predicting my early death, and it's starting to work on me!
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I've listened to female vocalists my whole life. That's what I love. I still listen to guys' vocals and don't get taken aback a lot.
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When I was a kid, all I ever wanted was to be famous.
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If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.
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You have to interpret what's hot to make it work on yourself. If tweed suits are in, but you're not a suit kind of girl, wear the jacket with jeans and a pair of Converses.
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I got a bike when I was little, a BMX. I called it 'Fido Dido' after the tough little cartoon guy with spiked hair. I thought he was the coolest thing ever.
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People are intrigued when they discover you date a footballer - women especially.
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We are all different human beings, and we all have different backgrounds, and we stem from different social strata. That is what defines how you hear people talk, how you want to quote them when you speak. We all have different fears and doubts and complexes and this is what shapes the way we see other people. Especially characters.
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I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.
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I was in high school. A couple of my friends and I decided we had to be in a class together where we could fool around, and drama was it because we'd do improvs, beating each other up. They left a year later, and I stayed in and got a knack for it, and enjoyed the whole process.
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In terms of 'Seinfeld', I think there's lot of reality in a show that's supposed to be about nothing.
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I've started doing my coaching badges, I'd like to be a manager one day.
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People think that if you have a huge appetite, then you'll be better at it. But actually, it's how you confront the food that is brought to you. You have to be mentally and psychologically prepared.
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It's no fun for me to cover a song and produce it the exact same way as it already exists. When I hear that happening, I have to say, 'What's the point?'
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When the curtain falls, the best thing an actor can do is to go away.
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Pray to Christ for me that the animals will be the means of making me a sacrificial victim for God.
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It always starts with a script. I like to have plenty of time to read something, and I always like to read a paper copy. I hate reading it on email. I sit down with a script, and want to see how it hits me. It's an instinctive process.
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It's well worth making your own harissa, but there are some very good commercial varieties.
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Sexual dreams aren't usually about sex.
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Honest businessmen should be protected from the unscrupulous consumer.
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I think artists are aware that talking gives a songwriter so much material. If they just tell us what's happening, it's so much easier for us to write a song that's specific to them.
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Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
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How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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…death came so easily, hardly announced, without apparent cause, often greeted with smiles.
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To tell you the truth, there are all these websites predicting my early death, and it's starting to work on me!
