Wanda Sykes Quotes
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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I have a very diverse crowd from old, young, black, white, straight, gay. It's a little bit of everybody.
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People - I hate to use the word 'fans' - are very respectful. It's not like I'm some pop idol or big movie star. I'm very approachable, and I love the people who enjoy me, because they react like they've run into a friend. Usually, it's like, 'Hey, Wanda! How ya' doing?'
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If I'm talking about something current, a current issue or something political, it's because I was able to read it when I was on the plane getting to the gig... a lot of it happens when I'm on the road because when I'm home, you're just mom, and that's it.
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I'm really funny now.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people – not a large group, but quite a few people – who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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I had real big boobs, and I just got tired of knocking over stuff. Every time I eat, 'Oh, Lord'. I'd carry a Tide stick everywhere I go. My back was sore, so it was time to have a reduction.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I think sometimes celebrities can hurt a candidate. You don't want people to judge them on your last project.