Wanda Sykes Quotes
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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I had real big boobs, and I just got tired of knocking over stuff. Every time I eat, 'Oh, Lord'. I'd carry a Tide stick everywhere I go. My back was sore, so it was time to have a reduction.
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I think sometimes celebrities can hurt a candidate. You don't want people to judge them on your last project.
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If I'm talking about something current, a current issue or something political, it's because I was able to read it when I was on the plane getting to the gig... a lot of it happens when I'm on the road because when I'm home, you're just mom, and that's it.
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I'm constantly preparing. Material hits me; I'm always writing. I go back and listen to my shows and just prepare and put my set together. But the day of, I like to have some downtime. A nice lunch is important for me.
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I worked with people like Edward Snowden. Well, not people who took stuff home.
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The government shouldn't be involved in this because it's very simple. If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.