Wanda Sykes Quotes
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I tried snowboarding, and that scared the hell out of me.
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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
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I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.
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People are going to label you anyway, but the one that bugs me the most is when they say, 'One of the funniest female comedians.' There's s no 'funniest male comedians.' You're either a funny comedian, or you're not!
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There's obviously a group who enjoys what Tyler Perry is putting out there. And why fault them? And there's a group that loves the things that Spike does. So they should enjoy that, too. Is it my taste? Maybe not, but I'm not going to fault anybody for doing what they're doing as long as people are showing up.
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I remember, when I was a kid, my summers were pretty much running around, riding your bike, and then complaining about you were bored.
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People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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Men don't hear women.
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If I did a talk show, this would allow me to speak on what's happening at that moment. I can be current, and I get to flex my stand-up muscle but stay at home without doing the traveling.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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I knew I was outspoken when I was a kid because, whenever my parents had company coming over, they would pay me to leave. 'Go see your grandmother. Get out of here.' That was my first paying gig.
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I was working at the NSA. I don't know, I was just bored. I just knew that's not what I was supposed to be doing with my life.
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I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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If a topic hits me, I'll start going on it. But you can't force it.
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Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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I had breast cancer. Yeah, I know it's scary.
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Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do.