Maria Semple Quotes
There's something uniquely exhilarating about puzzling together the truth at the hands of an unreliable narrator.

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Sure, we think it would be great to live forever, but it really wouldn't.
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Karaoke is something that's near and dear and very close to my heart. I was a karaoke host when I was working my way through university. I was a full-time student and karaoke was my night job.
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My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.
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I just felt like I had to create a life for myself where I was more independent.
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We love a tale of heroes and villains and conflicts requiring a neat resolution.
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Most people who went about saying a ghost had poked them with a brolly would be locked up somewhere.
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Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
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I don't have any particular goals in making a recording. In a way the recording is itself the goal. The music comes into my mind, and from there the main job is to give form to it.
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You've got to keep pushing, keep driving, because in this business, you're going to hear 'no' a lot more than you hear 'yes.'
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If there is no criticism, you become lazy. But it should be constructive, and it should be the truth. If it's biased and there's no truth in it, then I don't care about it. If it's true, it helps me grow.
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'Independents' - the industry term for companies that have more capital and know-how than the typical 'wildcatter' - can grow either by exploring and finding reserves or by buying a company that already has them.
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You who speak languages, you are such liars.
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The sadness of the incomplete, the sadness that is often Life, but should never be Art.
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I try to do things I love or care about for some reason.
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When we set out our original program from the beginning, obviously our markets were pretty limited, and we were thinking about them mostly as U.S. shows, and they would travel like other U.S. shows have.
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The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
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All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves.
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I was trying to be Mary Tyler Moore. I loved her in 'The Dick Van Dyke Show.'
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Unless it's really an emergency, I'm not going to bother you. And you can see people chafe at that. 'You're in the same office and instant-message each other? Why don't you just walk over?' That's the perfect example of how ingrained the status quo is. To certain people, it may seem lazy, but I would argue it's much more efficient and considerate.
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The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
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I didn't know there was this sort of immediate camaraderie that's very intense when you make a movie because you're all in this together. You tend to get really close to people really fast.
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Unequivocally, individual human beings who live together will always have different standards of what a 'clean house' looks like.
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The knowledge of the soul admittedly contributes greatly to the advance of truth in general, and, above all, to our understanding of Nature, for the soul is in some sense the principle of animal life.
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There's something uniquely exhilarating about puzzling together the truth at the hands of an unreliable narrator.