Maria Semple Quotes
There's something uniquely exhilarating about puzzling together the truth at the hands of an unreliable narrator.

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Sure, we think it would be great to live forever, but it really wouldn't.
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Karaoke is something that's near and dear and very close to my heart. I was a karaoke host when I was working my way through university. I was a full-time student and karaoke was my night job.
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My house looks like it was decorated by a 14-year old with a platinum American Express card.
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I just felt like I had to create a life for myself where I was more independent.
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We love a tale of heroes and villains and conflicts requiring a neat resolution.
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Most people who went about saying a ghost had poked them with a brolly would be locked up somewhere.
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Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.
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I don't have any particular goals in making a recording. In a way the recording is itself the goal. The music comes into my mind, and from there the main job is to give form to it.
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You've got to keep pushing, keep driving, because in this business, you're going to hear 'no' a lot more than you hear 'yes.'
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If there is no criticism, you become lazy. But it should be constructive, and it should be the truth. If it's biased and there's no truth in it, then I don't care about it. If it's true, it helps me grow.
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'Independents' - the industry term for companies that have more capital and know-how than the typical 'wildcatter' - can grow either by exploring and finding reserves or by buying a company that already has them.
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You who speak languages, you are such liars.
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The sadness of the incomplete, the sadness that is often Life, but should never be Art.
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I try to do things I love or care about for some reason.
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When we set out our original program from the beginning, obviously our markets were pretty limited, and we were thinking about them mostly as U.S. shows, and they would travel like other U.S. shows have.
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The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
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All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves.
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I was trying to be Mary Tyler Moore. I loved her in 'The Dick Van Dyke Show.'
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We talk a lot about hope, helping, and teamwork. Our whole message is that we are more powerful together.
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Until we have seen someone's darkness, we don't really know who they are. Until we have forgiven someone's darkness, we don't really know what love is.
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I?m living proof that toxic gas was not dropped on us that day. Nobody showed any signs of exposure to toxic gas.
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In a crazy way, writing is a lot like any kind of very complex game - like chess, where you have the knowledge as you're composing all of the ramifications of each move, of each choice you make.
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All religions bear traces of the fact that they arose during the intellectual immaturity of the human race - before it had learned the obligations to speak the truth. Not one of them makes it the duty of its god to be truthful and understandable in his communications.
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There's something uniquely exhilarating about puzzling together the truth at the hands of an unreliable narrator.