Maria Semple Quotes
I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!'
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There are people who think I should be using the position of secretary of state simply to weigh the scales on the side of my own party. I just don't accept that, and it would not be proper.
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I remember everything from 1976. I remember I was 14, and I remember my routines.
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We are creating the new Atlanta, along with Rich Homie Quan and Young Thug. We bring the spaghetti, put it in the bowl, mix it together, and we make the new Atlanta.
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I'm prepared for Amir Khan moving swiftly - or for whatever style he comes out using. I prepared with sparring, in the style similar to what he uses.
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The idea that happiness could have a share in beauty would be too much of a good thing.
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An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old.
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I quit college. I was studying architecture for about a year.
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We are all Julian Assange. Serious reporters discuss classified information every day - go to any Washington or New York dinner party where real journalists are present, and you will hear discussion of leaked or classified information. That is journalists' job in a free society.
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Just because you have a disagreement with your friends or family members does not mean there are not plenty of other areas on which you see eye to eye. It just means you have a difference of opinion.
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I may play some exhibition games so I don't want to quit the game of chess completely. I just decided and it's a firm decision not to play competitive chess anymore.
Garry Kasparov -
Usually, I just don't care what I look like. If it's cold, I'm, like, putting on whatever I have to to be warm.
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Cancer didn't change me at all. I know lots of people talk about the life revelation. I didn't have that.
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I believe that if you have revolutionary potential, you must make the world a better place and use it.
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Honestly, I just love great performers and people who love what they do.
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India is the most competitive manufacturing destination on this planet. If we are able to take advantage of that competitiveness for our domestic markets, this country would be humming with activity; industrial production will grow at 10-11% per year.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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'Matterhorn' is my metaphor of the Vietnam War - we built it, we abandoned it, we assaulted it, we lost, and then we abandoned it again.
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If you go back to any period in India's history, all the hard decisions this country had to take were taken when the Congress was in power.
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The problem with fame is you no longer belong to you. You lose your persona and become the object of other people's obsession. I feel watched 90% of the time, but that is something I drew with the cards that I drew.
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The most versatile lipstick you can own is a shade that's just a bit brighter than your natural lip color.
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I remember doing a comedy show with Jim Carrey once, and he was out there with his foot behind his neck and rubbing his face with it.
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One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.
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I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life.
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I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!'
