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I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
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My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.
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This world is mine for the taking, make me king!
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Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
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Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - vocalizes the Inspector Gadget theme song, Go-Go-Gadget-Dick!
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So spread the word cause I'm promoting my past until I'm passed out.
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I can't change the way I am … but if I offended you, good. Cause I still don't give a fuck.
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So sick, I'm looking pale. Well, that's my pigment.
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My song can make you cry, take you by surprise. At the same time, can make your dry your eyes with the same rhyme. See what you're seeing is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first.
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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
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Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit, cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy.
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I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer, cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
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I told the world one day I would pay it back, say it on tape, lay it, so that one day i could play it back.
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There's a seven disc C.D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot,next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.
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I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth.
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'20 million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me!'
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If she ever tries to fucking leave again, Im'a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire.
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If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!
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Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly
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All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!).
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Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.
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I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony.
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How many retards'll listen to me and run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at the teacher? 'Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?' 'Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!'
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