Eminem Quotes
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Since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else,'cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
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Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like adrenaline: The pain is such a sudden rush for me!
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Oops, I did it again, didn't I? My shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.
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All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!).
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Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - vocalizes the Inspector Gadget theme song, Go-Go-Gadget-Dick!
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'Cause sometimes you feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
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I'm in the fourth row, signing autographs at your show.
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I make music to make you sick of fake music - hate music like devil worshippin' Satan music. So say your prayers - your Hail Mary's and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape 'em together and make a crucifix.
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Brain damage ever since the day I was born, drugs is what they used to say I was on. They say I never knew which way I was goin'.
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I told the world one day I would pay it back, say it on tape, lay it, so that one day i could play it back.
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So sick, I'm looking pale. Well, that's my pigment.
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And I don't even gotta make no goddamn sense, I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit!
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I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
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Let the president answer a higher anarchy. Strap him with an AK-47, let him go, fight his own war. Let him impress daddy that way. No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil.
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There's a seven disc C.D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.
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This world is mine for the taking, make me king!
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If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!
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Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly
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I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony.
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I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human. But, I'm man enough to face 'em today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb. But, the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun. Because I'd have killed them. Shit, I'd have shot Kim and them both. It's my life, I'd like to welcome you all to 'The Eminem Show'.
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Music is like magic. There's a certain feeling you get when you real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit.'
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'20 million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me!'
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot,next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.
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Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.