Eminem Quotes
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I make music to make you sick of fake music - hate music like devil worshippin' Satan music. So say your prayers - your Hail Mary's and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape 'em together and make a crucifix.
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'Cause sometimes you feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
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Brain damage ever since the day I was born, drugs is what they used to say I was on. They say I never knew which way I was goin'.
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If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!
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Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're mini-mes
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I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human. But, I'm man enough to face 'em today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb. But, the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun. Because I'd have killed them. Shit, I'd have shot Kim and them both. It's my life, I'd like to welcome you all to 'The Eminem Show'.
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Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
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There's a seven disc C.D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.
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This world is mine for the taking, make me king!
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I'm in the fourth row, signing autographs at your show.
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So sick, I'm looking pale. Well, that's my pigment.
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My song can make you cry, take you by surprise. At the same time, can make your dry your eyes with the same rhyme. See what you're seeing is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first.
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I told the world one day I would pay it back, say it on tape, lay it, so that one day i could play it back.
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So spread the word cause I'm promoting my past until I'm passed out.
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I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer, cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
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Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion, pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion, the looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic, impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict, half animal, half man, dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can, with more holes than an Afghan
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I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth.
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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
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Oops, I did it again, didn't I? My shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.
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I showered the slang, simple as ABC's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's).
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All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!).
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Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly
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Music is like magic. There's a certain feeling you get when you real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit.'
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot,next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.