Eminem Quotes
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My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.
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Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like adrenaline: The pain is such a sudden rush for me!
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Oops, I did it again, didn't I? My shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.
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Since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else,'cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
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A plaque and platinum status iIs whack if I’m not the baddest.
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I told the world one day I would pay it back, say it on tape, lay it, so that one day i could play it back.
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So sick, I'm looking pale. Well, that's my pigment.
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I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
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'Cause sometimes you feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
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There's a seven disc C.D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.
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I make music to make you sick of fake music - hate music like devil worshippin' Satan music. So say your prayers - your Hail Mary's and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape 'em together and make a crucifix.
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Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - vocalizes the Inspector Gadget theme song, Go-Go-Gadget-Dick!
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Let the president answer a higher anarchy. Strap him with an AK-47, let him go, fight his own war. Let him impress daddy that way. No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil.
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Brain damage ever since the day I was born, drugs is what they used to say I was on. They say I never knew which way I was goin'.
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And I don't even gotta make no goddamn sense, I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit!
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I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony.
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I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer, cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot,next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.
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How many retards'll listen to me and run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at the teacher? 'Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?' 'Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!'
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This world is mine for the taking, make me king!
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So spread the word cause I'm promoting my past until I'm passed out.
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My song can make you cry, take you by surprise. At the same time, can make your dry your eyes with the same rhyme. See what you're seeing is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first.
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If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!
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Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly