Eminem Quotes
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I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
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Since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else,'cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
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I make music to make you sick of fake music - hate music like devil worshippin' Satan music. So say your prayers - your Hail Mary's and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape 'em together and make a crucifix.
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Don't do drugs.
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If I'm garbage you're a bunch of maggots.
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All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!).
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I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human. But, I'm man enough to face 'em today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb. But, the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun. Because I'd have killed them. Shit, I'd have shot Kim and them both. It's my life, I'd like to welcome you all to 'The Eminem Show'.
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Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.
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I told the world one day I would pay it back, say it on tape, lay it, so that one day i could play it back.
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A plaque and platinum status iIs whack if I’m not the baddest.
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So sick, I'm looking pale. Well, that's my pigment.
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Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like adrenaline: The pain is such a sudden rush for me!
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I can't change the way I am … but if I offended you, good. Cause I still don't give a fuck.
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There's a seven disc C.D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.
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So spread the word cause I'm promoting my past until I'm passed out.
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'Cause sometimes you feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
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Wack job in the back with a black stocking cap/Jacking off to a hockey mask in a boxing match
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I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer, cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
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Brain damage ever since the day I was born, drugs is what they used to say I was on. They say I never knew which way I was goin'.
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Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - vocalizes the Inspector Gadget theme song, Go-Go-Gadget-Dick!
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How many retards'll listen to me and run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at the teacher? 'Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?' 'Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!'
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And I don't even gotta make no goddamn sense, I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit!
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If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!
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I showered the slang, simple as ABC's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's).