Eminem Quotes
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If I'm such a fucking menace? This shit doesn't make sense, B! It's all political. If my music is literal, then I'm a criminal. How the FUCK can I raise a little girl? I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to.
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Brain damage ever since the day I was born, drugs is what they used to say I was on. They say I never knew which way I was goin'.
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I can't change the way I am … but if I offended you, good. Cause I still don't give a fuck.
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I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human. But, I'm man enough to face 'em today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb. But, the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun. Because I'd have killed them. Shit, I'd have shot Kim and them both. It's my life, I'd like to welcome you all to 'The Eminem Show'.
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This world is mine for the taking, make me king!
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I'm in the fourth row, signing autographs at your show.
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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
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So spread the word cause I'm promoting my past until I'm passed out.
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So sick, I'm looking pale. Well, that's my pigment.
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I told the world one day I would pay it back, say it on tape, lay it, so that one day i could play it back.
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My song can make you cry, take you by surprise. At the same time, can make your dry your eyes with the same rhyme. See what you're seeing is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first.
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If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!
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Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
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I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer, cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
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There's a seven disc C.D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.
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There's no way I'll back down, like a goddamn coward. I can't, how would I look? As a man bowing to his knees? Like the mad cow disease, let somebody lash out at me, and not lash back out at him.
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Oops, I did it again, didn't I? My shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.
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Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit, cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy.
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Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.
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I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony.
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot,next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.
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If you was bleach and I was hair, I wouldn't die (dye) fo' ya'!
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Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly
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Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion, pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion, the looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic, impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict, half animal, half man, dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can, with more holes than an Afghan