Eminem Quotes
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Brain damage ever since the day I was born, drugs is what they used to say I was on. They say I never knew which way I was goin'.
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Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're mini-mes
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Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - vocalizes the Inspector Gadget theme song, Go-Go-Gadget-Dick!
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'Cause sometimes you feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
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So sick, I'm looking pale. Well, that's my pigment.
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Oops, I did it again, didn't I? My shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.
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I make music to make you sick of fake music - hate music like devil worshippin' Satan music. So say your prayers - your Hail Mary's and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape 'em together and make a crucifix.
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My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.
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If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!
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There's a seven disc C.D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.
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I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
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I told the world one day I would pay it back, say it on tape, lay it, so that one day i could play it back.
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All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!).
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This world is mine for the taking, make me king!
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I'm in the fourth row, signing autographs at your show.
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I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human. But, I'm man enough to face 'em today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb. But, the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun. Because I'd have killed them. Shit, I'd have shot Kim and them both. It's my life, I'd like to welcome you all to 'The Eminem Show'.
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And I don't even gotta make no goddamn sense, I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit!
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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot,next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.
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Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly
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'20 million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me!'
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Music is like magic. There's a certain feeling you get when you real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit.'
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I showered the slang, simple as ABC's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's).
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Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.