Eminem Quotes
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I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
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If I'm such a fucking menace? This shit doesn't make sense, B! It's all political. If my music is literal, then I'm a criminal. How the FUCK can I raise a little girl? I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to.
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'Cause sometimes you feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
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I make music to make you sick of fake music - hate music like devil worshippin' Satan music. So say your prayers - your Hail Mary's and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape 'em together and make a crucifix.
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My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.
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Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
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I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human. But, I'm man enough to face 'em today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb. But, the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun. Because I'd have killed them. Shit, I'd have shot Kim and them both. It's my life, I'd like to welcome you all to 'The Eminem Show'.
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Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're mini-mes
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I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth.
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There's a seven disc C.D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.
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This world is mine for the taking, make me king!
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All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!).
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So sick, I'm looking pale. Well, that's my pigment.
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Music is like magic. There's a certain feeling you get when you real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit.'
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I'm in the fourth row, signing autographs at your show.
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I told the world one day I would pay it back, say it on tape, lay it, so that one day i could play it back.
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My song can make you cry, take you by surprise. At the same time, can make your dry your eyes with the same rhyme. See what you're seeing is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first.
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So spread the word cause I'm promoting my past until I'm passed out.
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I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer, cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
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I showered the slang, simple as ABC's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's).
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And I don't even gotta make no goddamn sense, I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit!
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Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly
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Oops, I did it again, didn't I? My shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.