Eminem Quotes
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Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back, and fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't jack.
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(imitating Norman Bates) Mother, are you there? I love you! I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel!
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My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate.
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Fuck a needle, here's a sword, body pierce with this.
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I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you, and cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue.
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If I'm garbage you're a bunch of maggots.
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Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we´re dealt. We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip ém, don´t expect no help!
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Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like adrenaline: The pain is such a sudden rush for me!
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So finger-bang, Pootie Tang/Burger Kang, Gucci Gang, dookie, dang/Charlamagne gonna hate anyway, doesn't matter what I say/Give me Donkey of the Day/What a way for 2018 to get underway/But I'm gonna say everything that I wanna say/Welcome to the slaughterhouse, bitch! (yeah)/Invite 'em in like a One A Day/I'm not done (preach)
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This is the only thing I know.
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Brainwashed from rock and rap.
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Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick.
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Don't do drugs.
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Since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else,'cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
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So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the president does!
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You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers.
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Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - vocalizes the Inspector Gadget theme song, Go-Go-Gadget-Dick!
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A plaque and platinum status iIs whack if I’m not the baddest.
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My rhyming skills got you climbing hills, I'll travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills.
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If I'm such a fucking menace? This shit doesn't make sense, B! It's all political. If my music is literal, then I'm a criminal. How the FUCK can I raise a little girl? I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to.
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I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
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There's no way I'll back down, like a goddamn coward. I can't, how would I look? As a man bowing to his knees? Like the mad cow disease, let somebody lash out at me, and not lash back out at him.
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My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.
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I can't change the way I am … but if I offended you, good. Cause I still don't give a fuck.