Eminem Quotes
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How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row?
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My rhyming skills got you climbing hills, I'll travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills.
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I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector, so you won't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya'
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I'd shoot for the moon, but I'm too busy gazing at stars.
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Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup
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Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials.
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Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we´re dealt. We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip ém, don´t expect no help!
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So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the president does!
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I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth.
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They say music can alter moods and talk to you. Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too? If it can, then the next time you assault a dude, just tell the judge that it was my fault, and I'll get sued!
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This is the only thing I know.
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Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick.
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I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you, and cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue.
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Brainwashed from rock and rap.
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Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back, and fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't jack.
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If I'm such a fucking menace? This shit doesn't make sense, B! It's all political. If my music is literal, then I'm a criminal. How the FUCK can I raise a little girl? I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to.
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If I'm garbage you're a bunch of maggots.
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I'm in the fourth row, signing autographs at your show.
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Don't do drugs.
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My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate.
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You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers.
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I can't change the way I am … but if I offended you, good. Cause I still don't give a fuck.
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Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're mini-mes
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All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!).