Eminem Quotes
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(imitating Norman Bates) Mother, are you there? I love you! I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel!
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My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate.
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I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you, and cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue.
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If I'm garbage you're a bunch of maggots.
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Brainwashed from rock and rap.
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Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick.
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Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like adrenaline: The pain is such a sudden rush for me!
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Since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else,'cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
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So finger-bang, Pootie Tang/Burger Kang, Gucci Gang, dookie, dang/Charlamagne gonna hate anyway, doesn't matter what I say/Give me Donkey of the Day/What a way for 2018 to get underway/But I'm gonna say everything that I wanna say/Welcome to the slaughterhouse, bitch! (yeah)/Invite 'em in like a One A Day/I'm not done (preach)
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Don't do drugs.
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Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we´re dealt. We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip ém, don´t expect no help!
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This is the only thing I know.
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I try to keep it positive and play it cool, shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school.
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You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers.
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Fuck a needle, here's a sword, body pierce with this.
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'Cause sometimes you feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.
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A plaque and platinum status iIs whack if I’m not the baddest.
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Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - vocalizes the Inspector Gadget theme song, Go-Go-Gadget-Dick!
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My rhyming skills got you climbing hills, I'll travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills.
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I make music to make you sick of fake music - hate music like devil worshippin' Satan music. So say your prayers - your Hail Mary's and Jesuses. Take two sticks, tape 'em together and make a crucifix.
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So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the president does!
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My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.
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I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
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Ya'll are Eminem backwards, you're mini-mes