Eminem Quotes
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99% of my life I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do(Damn!). I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper, make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (-Oh, thank you!).
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My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein operated on.
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They threw me out the Ramada Inn, I said: 'It wasn't me, I got a twin! Oh my god it's you, not again!'
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If they don't let us in through the front? We'll come through the side!
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You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture.
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Oh, no. Not me, not Marshall. You want to see Marshall? I'll show you Marshall! I tried to show you art, but you just pick it apart.
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Yeah, sue me.
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I try to keep it positive and play it cool, shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school.
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Fuck a needle, here's a sword, body pierce with this.
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Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
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And Dr. Dre said … nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
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You find me offensive? I find you offensive, for finding me offensive.
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Had a dream, I was king, I woke up, still king.
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And love is 'evol'; spell it backwards. I'll show you.
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(imitating Norman Bates) Mother, are you there? I love you! I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel!
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I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger.
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See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare.
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Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink. Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal!
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You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album.
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So finger-bang, Pootie Tang/Burger Kang, Gucci Gang, dookie, dang/Charlamagne gonna hate anyway, doesn't matter what I say/Give me Donkey of the Day/What a way for 2018 to get underway/But I'm gonna say everything that I wanna say/Welcome to the slaughterhouse, bitch! (yeah)/Invite 'em in like a One A Day/I'm not done (preach)
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There's no way I'll back down, like a goddamn coward. I can't, how would I look? As a man bowing to his knees? Like the mad cow disease, let somebody lash out at me, and not lash back out at him.
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Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup
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How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row?
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I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.