Eminem Quotes
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Livin amuk, never givin a fuck Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck.
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I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory.
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99% of my life I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do(Damn!). I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper, make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (-Oh, thank you!).
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If they don't let us in through the front? We'll come through the side!
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Oh, no. Not me, not Marshall. You want to see Marshall? I'll show you Marshall! I tried to show you art, but you just pick it apart.
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You find me offensive? I find you offensive, for finding me offensive.
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They threw me out the Ramada Inn, I said: 'It wasn't me, I got a twin! Oh my god it's you, not again!'
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Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup
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Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink. Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal!
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My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn The rest of my body's still bein operated on.
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How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row?
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I'd shoot for the moon, but I'm too busy gazing at stars.
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They say music can alter moods and talk to you. Well, can it load a gun up for you and cock it too? If it can, then the next time you assault a dude, just tell the judge that it was my fault, and I'll get sued!
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There's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.
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And Dr. Dre said … nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
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You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album.
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I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger.
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I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it.
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Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials.
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I try to keep it positive and play it cool, shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school.