Eminem Quotes
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I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me / With the agility to escape a killer bee colony.
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How many retards'll listen to me and run up in the school shootin' when they're pissed at the teacher? 'Her? Him? Is it you? Is it them?' 'Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!'
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot,next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.
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Let the president answer a higher anarchy. Strap him with an AK-47, let him go, fight his own war. Let him impress daddy that way. No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil.
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Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit, cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy.
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'20 million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me!'
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You can't run from me Kim, It's just us, nobody else! You're only making this harder on yourself. Ha! Ha! Got'cha! (Ahh!) Ha! Go ahead yell! Here I'll scream with you! AH SOMEBODY HELP!!
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Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.
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If you was bleach and I was hair, I wouldn't die (dye) fo' ya'!
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I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it, six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit.
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If she ever tries to fucking leave again, Im'a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire.
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Wack job in the back with a black stocking cap/Jacking off to a hockey mask in a boxing match
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And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his Trump, I'm drawing in the sand a line, you're either for or against, and if you can't decide who you like more and you're split on who you should stand beside, I'll do it for it for you with this: Fuck you! The rest of America stand up. We love our military and we love our country, but we fucking hate Trump!
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Bitch, I ain't no fucking G, I'm a cannibal! I ain't trying to shoot you, I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you!
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You'll never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow. Look at these rappers, how I treat them, So why the fuck would I join them when I beat them, They call me a freak, because I like to spit on these pussies before I eat them.
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Now you get to watch her leave out the window, Guess that's why they call it 'window pane'.
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More pain inside of my brain than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade!
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But then of course everything always happens for a reason.
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You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me! You wanna feel the full effect of me? Hand a TEC to me.
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Alot of people ask me... Where the fuck I've been at the last few years? Shit, I don't know... But I do know I'm back now!