Eminem Quotes
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Wack job in the back with a black stocking cap/Jacking off to a hockey mask in a boxing match
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My song can make you cry, take you by surprise. At the same time, can make your dry your eyes with the same rhyme. See what you're seeing is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first.
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Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot,next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.
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I showered the slang, simple as ABC's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's).
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You can't run from me Kim, It's just us, nobody else! You're only making this harder on yourself. Ha! Ha! Got'cha! (Ahh!) Ha! Go ahead yell! Here I'll scream with you! AH SOMEBODY HELP!!
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Music is like magic. There's a certain feeling you get when you real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit.'
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Alot of people ask me... Where the fuck I've been at the last few years? Shit, I don't know... But I do know I'm back now!
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If you was bleach and I was hair, I wouldn't die (dye) fo' ya'!
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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
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And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his Trump, I'm drawing in the sand a line, you're either for or against, and if you can't decide who you like more and you're split on who you should stand beside, I'll do it for it for you with this: Fuck you! The rest of America stand up. We love our military and we love our country, but we fucking hate Trump!
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If she ever tries to fucking leave again, Im'a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire.
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Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit, cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy.
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But then of course everything always happens for a reason.
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Bitch, I ain't no fucking G, I'm a cannibal! I ain't trying to shoot you, I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you!
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You'll never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow. Look at these rappers, how I treat them, So why the fuck would I join them when I beat them, They call me a freak, because I like to spit on these pussies before I eat them.
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What, you're tryin' to be my new wife? What're you, Mariah? Fly through twice!
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I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it, six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit.
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More pain inside of my brain than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade!
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Now you get to watch her leave out the window, Guess that's why they call it 'window pane'.