Eminem Quotes
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I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human. But, I'm man enough to face 'em today. What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb. But, the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun. Because I'd have killed them. Shit, I'd have shot Kim and them both. It's my life, I'd like to welcome you all to 'The Eminem Show'.
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Alot of people ask me... Where the fuck I've been at the last few years? Shit, I don't know... But I do know I'm back now!
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Music is like magic. There's a certain feeling you get when you real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit.'
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'20 million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me!'
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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
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Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.
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If you was bleach and I was hair, I wouldn't die (dye) fo' ya'!
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You can't run from me Kim, It's just us, nobody else! You're only making this harder on yourself. Ha! Ha! Got'cha! (Ahh!) Ha! Go ahead yell! Here I'll scream with you! AH SOMEBODY HELP!!
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I showered the slang, simple as ABC's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's).
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If she ever tries to fucking leave again, Im'a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire.
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Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit, cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy.
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And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his Trump, I'm drawing in the sand a line, you're either for or against, and if you can't decide who you like more and you're split on who you should stand beside, I'll do it for it for you with this: Fuck you! The rest of America stand up. We love our military and we love our country, but we fucking hate Trump!
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But then of course everything always happens for a reason.
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Bitch, I ain't no fucking G, I'm a cannibal! I ain't trying to shoot you, I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you!
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Wack job in the back with a black stocking cap/Jacking off to a hockey mask in a boxing match
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You'll never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow. Look at these rappers, how I treat them, So why the fuck would I join them when I beat them, They call me a freak, because I like to spit on these pussies before I eat them.
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What, you're tryin' to be my new wife? What're you, Mariah? Fly through twice!
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I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it, six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit.
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More pain inside of my brain than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade!
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You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me! You wanna feel the full effect of me? Hand a TEC to me.