Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Men and women will never understand each other; my advice is to just stop trying. Just forget it. I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root...and still be afraid of a spider.

Jerry Seinfeld

Quotes to Explore

I'm not sure if being known opened or closed doors for me.

Adam Goldberg
- Me
- Known
- Sure
Ah, sweet Content, where doth thine harbour hold.

Barnabe Barnes
- Sweet
- Where
- Content
The problem men seem to have, and women, too, is that they have this very structured idea that we should find a partner and settle down and be, you know, faithful. And yet clearly this is really, really hard for anybody to do!

Felicity Kendal
- Men
- Women
- Problem
People are struggling. They're trying to make ends meet, and they're looking for Washington to deliver for them. And they don't feel that that's been happening as quickly as it should. We share that frustration. There's no one more frustrated than President Obama.

Valerie Jarrett
- People
- Trying
- Looking
Sometimes entire categories of craigslist are rendered nearly unusable by spam. Con artists prowl the listings, paying sellers with fake cashier's checks and luring buyers to share their credit card numbers.

Gary Wolf
- Sometimes
- Fake
- Credit
I like to work on T.V. because it's like a normal thing, and then I like to do movies when I'm on break or hiatus.

Madison Pettis
- Work
- Movies
- Normal