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I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it.
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My business acumen is definitely growing.
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I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault - they watched the foot come towards their face.
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'Best Man Holiday' was a very successful film.
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I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.
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My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about - having kids, traveling, going through relationship problems, dealing with things in my own family. All that stuff builds character.
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I try to be funny and not ignorant.
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I'm not going to stop having problems.
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You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise that it's not about the money.
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There's no reason why I can't be a mogul. When I step into a room and I'm there to have a conversation, if it pertains to business, I want to be respected as a guy who knows what he's talking about. And that, to me, holds more weight than anything else.
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In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.
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No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.'
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I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby.
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Every relationship should eventually become a long-term relationship. Any director that I meet now isn't just a director. He's potentially a friend, and someone I can call to do a project that I want or that I have.
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No matter what, people grow. If you chose not to grow, you're staying in a small box with a small mindset. People who win go outside of that box. It's very simple when you look at it.
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I love women with attitude.
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I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'
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What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.
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I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
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I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private.
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The quote-unquote 'description' of a leading man was once your tall, handsome man with the build of whatever, almost a trophy to some degree. I think now it's about making a leading man what you want a leading man to be. In this day, you can't deny talent. You look at Jonah Hill, you look at Zach Galifianakis, you look at myself.
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A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.
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Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.
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I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.