Kevin Hart Quotes
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I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff.
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'Best Man Holiday' was a very successful film.
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When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage.
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'Leading man' just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, carry a movie.
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My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what's mine.
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Everything is an open book. I don't speak on other people's hardship, but if it happened in my life or something that has been an experience on my particular journey, I'm going to talk about it. That's what my fan base appreciates the most. I'm universal. You can relate to the things I say or that I go through.
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I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault - they watched the foot come towards their face.
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I try to be funny and not ignorant.
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There's no reason why I can't be a mogul. When I step into a room and I'm there to have a conversation, if it pertains to business, I want to be respected as a guy who knows what he's talking about. And that, to me, holds more weight than anything else.
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I got the stern end of the stick. It was kind of that iron fist. I am who I am today because of my mother.
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Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.
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I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private.
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Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.'
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My daughter has impressions that she does of me.
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I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there. I talk about them. I talk about everything before anybody has a chance.
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If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.
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My business acumen is definitely growing.
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The same thing I did in 2013 is what I'm trying to do in 2014, which is continue to improve, continue to shock people. You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I'll have another hour of stand-up material where I'll be able to go on the road and tour again.
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I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it's what I live for.
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I'm not going to stop having problems.
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You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.
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At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.
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I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance, and I cried like a little baby.
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Barbra Streisand has accomplished so much, and Dustin Hoffman as well. They are down to earth and approachable. I admire that.