Kevin Hart Quotes
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I try to be funny and not ignorant.
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I'm not the most attractive fella. I'm not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.
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My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
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You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.
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In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.
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I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there. I talk about them. I talk about everything before anybody has a chance.
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I got the stern end of the stick. It was kind of that iron fist. I am who I am today because of my mother.
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Expect me to continue what I've been doing, which is trying to take over the world.
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You do projects with the hope they will be big and hope they will go beyond what you imagine.
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'Best Man Holiday' was a very successful film.
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The same thing I did in 2013 is what I'm trying to do in 2014, which is continue to improve, continue to shock people. You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I'll have another hour of stand-up material where I'll be able to go on the road and tour again.
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No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.'
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If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.
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My upbringing was solid because of the people I had around me.
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I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault - they watched the foot come towards their face.
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I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff.
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Everything is an open book. I don't speak on other people's hardship, but if it happened in my life or something that has been an experience on my particular journey, I'm going to talk about it. That's what my fan base appreciates the most. I'm universal. You can relate to the things I say or that I go through.
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My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what's mine.
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At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.
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Barbra Streisand has accomplished so much, and Dustin Hoffman as well. They are down to earth and approachable. I admire that.
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The most important thing for a director is being able to communicate.
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My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.
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I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.
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Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.