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My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.
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I don't think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world's face. That's all private.
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What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.
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HartBeat Productions is a company established by me; it's mine. I run it. I have employees.
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A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.
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I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.
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I think the message has already been sent to Hollywood, which is that this kid's a hard worker, he's talented, and people are coming out to see him. And when you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up.
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People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you're going. They want to hear you talk about your family.
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I don't want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.
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At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.
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Barbra Streisand has accomplished so much, and Dustin Hoffman as well. They are down to earth and approachable. I admire that.
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I've known Ben Stiller for a minute. One of my first movies was 'Along Came Polly.'
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The good thing about having chemistry is, when you get to the improv section of a scene, you've got somebody to feed off. It can go on and on and on, and the sky's the limit.
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Some sarcasm is best told simply.
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The quote-unquote 'description' of a leading man was once your tall, handsome man with the build of whatever, almost a trophy to some degree. I think now it's about making a leading man what you want a leading man to be. In this day, you can't deny talent. You look at Jonah Hill, you look at Zach Galifianakis, you look at myself.
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Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.
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I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'
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My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what's mine.
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If you want to appeal to everyone, you can't do a world tour and expect black people to show up at every date - when you're in Australia, when you're in Dubai, when you're in Indonesia.
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I feel like whatever you've done in your career, good or bad, it's nothing but preparation for the big events to come.
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Stand-up is my baby.
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I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.
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As a producer, as a CEO of Hartbeat Productions, I am making deals to put my company in place to win, to put my staff to work so that while all this stuff is going on, they're in the kitchen cooking. So it's understanding the longevity of the entertainment business; you get out of it what you put into it.
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I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff.