Kevin Hart Quotes
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I don't think comedy will ever die.
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Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production: 'Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.'
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I've turned down shows offering large amounts of money.
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My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.
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My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.
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I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.
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I think sometimes celebrities get so big, they're not reachable.
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I've been known to preach.
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People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
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I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal.
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My daughter has impressions that she does of me.
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I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right.
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People don't want drama 365 days a year. I'm a sense of relief; it's my job to take your mind off what's bad for that brief second you're in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I'm doing.
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The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you're above everybody else.
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I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It's the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.
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I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
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You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.
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I just want to be a great example to younger kids.
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Dialogue means debates and everyone's point of view.
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My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.
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I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful.
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At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
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I've done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.
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I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.