Kevin Hart Quotes
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Whatever is on the page is what I'm married to. I'm very prepared. I'm a thespian. I don't like to improv. I don't like to go off course 'cause I think that's where stuff happens. When you stick to the material 'cause it's written so well, that's where the magic happens.
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People don't want drama 365 days a year. I'm a sense of relief; it's my job to take your mind off what's bad for that brief second you're in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I'm doing.
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I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
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The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.
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I've been known to preach.
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For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.
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You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.
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My daughter has impressions that she does of me.
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I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right.
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I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.
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I'm a businessman as well as an entertainer. The reason why is because I want to own whatever I'm doing. I don't want to work for other people forever.
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I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It's the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.
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My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.
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I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.
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I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal.
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At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
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I just want to be a great example to younger kids.
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People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
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The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you're above everybody else.
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My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.
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Dialogue means debates and everyone's point of view.
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I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful.
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I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.
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I've done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.