Faith Ford Quotes
My theory is, if you can do comedy and you can be in a scene with someone like Brad Garrett and hold your own, you've really got a future in this business.

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God, that all-powerful Creator of nature and architect of the world, has impressed man with no character so proper to distinguish him from other animals, as by the faculty of speech.
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If the money we donate helps one child or can ease the pain of one parent, those funds are well spent.
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Claiming to 'fight for small business' is often used as a political tool in Washington D.C., but it is actually the policies behind that battle cry that small firms care about.
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I'm cranky.
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The great philosophers and the great works are standards for the selection of what is essential. Everything that we do in studying the history of philosophy ultimately serves their better understanding.
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Obviously, I never want to make the same record twice. I want to keep moving forward. That's the real challenge, I think.
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I resent ever being stereotyped.
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No one escapes from the past without bearing some of its burdens.
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I can't even be around children. It's a problem. My ovaries start screaming.
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Family quarrels are bitter things. They don't go according to any rules. They're not like aches or wounds, they're more like splits in the skin that won't heal because there's not enough material.
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I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.
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I came back to do a live concert. Nobody had done that before and I know my managers were worried.
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When I was elected, I was the youngest member of the Tennessee congressional delegation; now, I'm one of the oldest. In fact, I have members of my staff who weren't even born when I took office. That tells me it's time for a new chapter.
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I realized that if my thoughts immediately affect my body, I should be careful about what I think. Now if I get angry, I ask myself why I feel that way. If I can find the source of my anger, I can turn that negative energy into something positive.
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Well, I certainly did not think that I could do worse.
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It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
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People don't slip. Time catches up with them.
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As long as I have a heartbeat, I'm fine. So I just do what I love, and I do it the best that I can. And if it all goes away, I'll just start over.
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Women tell me they are different since 21 May - the day I was arrested - it's a positive change, they believe now.
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Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of them was that you, I found out, you can't do a comedy unless you've just done a comedy.
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I think I am more determined than ever in my future plans, and I have quite made up my mind that nothing must be suffered to interfere with them. I intend to make such arrangements in town as will secure me a couple of hours daily (with very few exceptions) for my studies.
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My goal isn't to shock.
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I love to be the center of attention. My oversized ego craves it and needs it.
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My theory is, if you can do comedy and you can be in a scene with someone like Brad Garrett and hold your own, you've really got a future in this business.