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Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
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Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.
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I kind of keep my personality in my pocket a lot. When I start to do stand-up, that's not my true personality either. It's the personality of a guy who hasn't been able to say what he wanted to say.
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
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Pretty girls have problems too.
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Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
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I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
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A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
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When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
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Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.
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I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.
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No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
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I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
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My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
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There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
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