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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
Chris Rock
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It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
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I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.
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I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.
Chris Rock -
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
Chris Rock
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
Chris Rock -
Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
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Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through a similar situation. That way I'm not picking on my wife.
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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
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I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Chris Rock