Chris Rock Quotes
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A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
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When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.
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It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
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Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through a similar situation. That way I'm not picking on my wife.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.