Chris Rock Quotes
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It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
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Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
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Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.
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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
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I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.