Chris Rock Quotes
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After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.
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Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
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Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
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There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.
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It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
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I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
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I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
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I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
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Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
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Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through a similar situation. That way I'm not picking on my wife.
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If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
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I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
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School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.