You Quotes
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Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.
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You are probably right when you say that I could get a role in any producer's film if I just asked.
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Life doesn't stop because something happens to you.
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As an author, you're really grateful for the people who are supporting you, but on some other level, that can be a dangerous echo chamber.
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If you don't score, and you have chances, you are disappointed.
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The computer offers another kind of creativity. You cannot ignore the creativity that computer technology can bring. But you need to be able to move between those two different worlds.
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Satire is a form of social control, it's what you do. It's not personal. It's a job.
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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When you're going through a breakup, you should just let yourself feel everything so you can get over it as opposed to pretending everything's okay and dragging it out.
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One of the few benefits of being a journalist is that you're not in the Army.
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I'll use men's shirts, I love men's shirts, but you have to get them altered because they're shaped differently and I like them to be fitting.
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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
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Every song is like a kid. How can you have that many kids and have a favorite? Which one do I like to hang most with? Probably the one that I haven't hung most with recently.
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Any jerk can have short-term earnings. You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, and the company sinks five years later.
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If you're fortunate enough, you get to a position where you can be a little pickier about your roles.
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So, it's like: I'm an OK singer; I'm an OK guitar player and you put them together and... it's just OK.
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No, you never get any fun out of the things you haven't done.
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You'll be free or die!
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When did you last have fun being dignified?
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Yoga carves you into a different person - and that is satisfying physically.
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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
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Yes, it's annoying that Hamlet doesn't kill his stepfather ten minutes into the play, but if he did kill his stepfather ten minutes into the play, there wouldn't be a play. He has to be annoying, if you will, and not do what would be the thing to do.
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Unless you work for '60 Minutes', your life is: You do stories about things, and nothing happens as a result.
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The blind date that has stood you up: your life.
