You Quotes
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If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.
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Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.
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Scientifically speaking, if I say something, or it gets misquoted, or people put a spin on it... I mean, are you interested, really, in what people are saying?
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When you've got kids, you turn into Mom, and that's it.
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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
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If you have confidence you have patience. Confidence, that is everything.
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Accuse a person of breaking all Ten Commandments, and you've written the promo blurb for the dust cover of his tell-all memoir.
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'Henry V' is a great deal more than almost any other hell-bent-for-armor movie that you've seen.
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You're either ghetto or you're not.
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In my seaside town, there is a plethora of benches, each one bearing a little brass plate commemorating a deceased occupant. You sit with ghosts.
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It's difficult when you want it all.
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Revision has its own peculiar pleasures and its own peculiar frustrations. The ground rules are already established; the characters already exist. You don't have to bring the characters to life, but you do have to make them more convincing.
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You can spin stories out of the ways people understand and misunderstand each other.
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The thing about animals is that they don't judge you. They accept you the way you are.
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You cannot reform your society or institution without opening your mind.
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You want your coach's blessing.
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Once you realize just the sort of glut of books that exists out there, it does become incumbent on you not to add to it unless you have a damn good reason.
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No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you.
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A career in showbiz is like a distance run. You have to have patience and pace yourself.
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Often you see big companies, big banks who are eager to embrace crushing regulatory burdens because they drive up everyone's costs.
