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All the audience cares about is what you put up on the screen.
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As you get older, you get more... genealogical.
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When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
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I would say I'd rather dig a ditch, you know, do hard, manual labor than write lyrics.
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You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.
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Well, actually, I manage a couple of stock portfolios or funds or whatever you want to call 'em, and I think I've done relatively well with them.
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Posing on the red carpet feels like you're selling something that has nothing to do with you. If you do it with someone else, it's like we're saying, 'Oh! We come as a pair! Would you like to buy both of us? We're available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs!'
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At those times I got into... I suppose you call it a rut. I used to do comedy, comedy, comedy and I suddenly thought I ought to break away from this somehow.
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Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.
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You really have to create everything in order to come away with a full human being on screen.
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Call Him by whatever name you will, and He will respond.
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You're always going to have extremists in every religion.
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Promotions are the worst part of making a movie. We are actors and not salesmen. Still, you have to go to so many places to try and sell the movie.
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When you're representing a sport, people are more likely to judge and comment as, unlike other fields, sport permits every viewer to participate to a certain level.
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You have to be quite stupid to act.
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If you want to join the Republican party, they have to let you in. There's nothing they can do about it. I mean, if Republicans will take Al D'Amato, they'll take anybody.
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Do you all have a living room floor or a bedroom floor? Then you can write a book.
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Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence, it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity.
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The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
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Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.
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Humour is like violence. They both come to you unexpectedly, and the more unpredictable they both are, the better it gets.
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Whether you call my heart affectionate, or you call it womanish: I confess, that to my misfortune, it is soft.
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You can't expect to take a definitive image in half an hour. It takes days, often years.
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When the movie starts playing on TV and DVD, that's when you really see what the movie is.
