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		For a long time networks just wanted to buy imitations of other shows - i.e. Curb (the Enthusiasm or the Office). The word gets out that "Hey, we want to buy something like that" and every comedy producer just starts dreaming up ideas like that.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				B. J. Porter
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jeff Garlin
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Ernie Hudson was new to the comedy world, and being the fourth Ghostbuster, he would have ideas, and he would talk to Ivan Reitman, and Ivan would kind of put him off. I could see how disappointed he was.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Harold Ramis
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I'm not opposed to doing science fiction or comedy, but there has to be respect. I refuse to be the joke, the fat woman joke, in any movie. I've turned down roles.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Darlene Cates
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Comedy, I'm still in awe of. I think you need a comic genius somewhere in the mix. It's got to be the actor or someone. But the 'comic genius' actors are the darkest people on the planet - and that kind of scares me!
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				John Hillcoat
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		It's something that has informed quite a lot of my comedy - that idea of someone who is always trying to get in there with the right crowd, always trying to be a certain type of person and never managing it.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jack Dee
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I think, in comedy, timing is everything. You and I could tell the same joke, but if one of our timing is off, it won't be as funny. You've gotta know when to deliver your punch-lines.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				T.I.
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I began painting well before I started doing comedy. In fact, when I came out of the war in 1946, I enrolled in art school in Dayton, Ohio. I painted for three years, and then show business took hold.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Jonathan Winters
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I hadn't done comedy before 'Fresh Meat' - I hadn't really been seen that way, and then 'Fresh Meat' came out, and suddenly a lot more comedy scripts were coming my way, which was really great.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Kimberley Nixon
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Dave Attell
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		For me, when you are talking about perfect songs, you're talking about Gershwin, 'Someone To Watch Over Me.' Or Larry Hart and Richard Rodgers. Or some of the great Cole Porter songs, whether it's 'Night and Day' or some of the comedy songs. Or Irving Berlin, of course.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Maury Yeston
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		What is Bresson's genre? He doesn't have one. Bresson is Bresson. He is a genre in himself. Antonioni, Fellini, Bergman, Kurosawa, Dovzhenko, Vigo, Mizoguchi, Bunuel - each is identified with himself. The very concept of genre is as cold as the tomb. And is Chaplin - comedy? No: he is Chaplin, pure and simple; a unique phenomenon, never to be repeated.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Andrei Tarkovsky