Comedy Quotes
-
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we're about to begin boarding. If we could ask for your cooperation, please stay seated until you row has been called." ... That's what they say - but somehow, by the time it comes out of the speaker, it sounds like, "Everybody up and rush the door! Everybody up and try to squeeze your big fat butts in the small gate door area! Immediately! ... Do whatever you have to do to get on board. This is the last helicopter out of Vietnam!"
-
We couldn't live without comedy.
-
I think that's something that people don't realize enough about when they get into comedy - it's not just about sitting back and observing and saying something funny.
-
Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"
-
What makes comedy so effective is that if you’re making them laugh along the way, they’re going to listen to the deeper cut stuff.
-
Comedy holds the greatest risk for an actor, and laughter is the reward.
-
And killing time is perhaps the essence of comedy, just as the essence of tragedy is killing eternity.
-
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
-
All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
-
I love my comedy too much to bastardize it with bad romantic comedy.
-
I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
-
I love the romantic comedy genre. It's a genre rich with many of the best movies ever made and I try to treat it with the respect that Shakespeare treated it with.
-
I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres.
