Comedy Quotes

I worked at comedy clubs - if I can use the term 'work' - for several years. I middled at one point. I never made it; I was never a headliner. I never made enough time to write enough good material, in my opinion.

Bill Nye
- Time
- Good
- Work
After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!

Jim Gaffigan
- Funny
- Hot
- Months

I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.

Morgan Freeman
- Comedy
- Play
- Situation
I want to tell the story. Mostly, when you see rock movies, it has to be this over-the-top thing. I want to give people a Bret Michaels movie where they see that my life is a comedy of errors. I also want to show my fans how to get through the kind of troubles that would leave most people flat on the floor.

Bret Michael Sychak Poison
- People
- Life
- Movie
I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

Demetri Martin
- Comedy
You can channel a lot within a comic framework, and I think 'The Guard' had a lot going on outside of the comedy, which is satisfying.

Brendan Gleeson
- Comedy
I become quite inhibited particularly when I do comedy, I won't - there's a whole thing of allowing an audience in and if you - if you cover yourself with a mask of, kind of, severity, which I'm quite good at doing, that's masking fear of course, then people feel shut out.

Ian McLeod
- People
- Good
- Fear
A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It's always something you're thinking about unconsciously.

Andy Samberg