Fat Quotes
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I am naturally slim, actually thin. So, for years I have been trying to get some curves. I tried eating food that would increase my weight, but I only ended up putting fat around my stomach. So, now I have made peace with my body.
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To produce foie gras, ducks and geese are force-fed enormous amounts of grain and fat, which causes their livers to swell to many times the normal size.
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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
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I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.
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You can't get rid of it with exercise alone. You can do the most vigorous exercise and only burn up 300 calories in an hour. If you've got fat on your body, the exercise firms and tones the muscles. But when you use that tape measure, what makes it bigger? It's the fat!
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I won't rewrite on set, but I'll just trim the fat.
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What doesn't kill you, makes you fat.
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I never had a desire to be famous... I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses... You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. Because you always think that you just look a little bit wrong or a little bit different from everyone else. And I still sort of have that.
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I've been acting since I was 5, literally since I could walk, and I've always said, 'I think one day I have to be in a fat suit.'
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I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.
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I'm obsessive enough about getting fit, it's ridiculous. I'm 40 now, and I've got to stop doing it soon. I have to start getting fat and old!
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And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
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Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
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Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat.
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My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.
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My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
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She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
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My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water.
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You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win.
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If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it just makes you fat.
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The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products.
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She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).
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Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine.
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The only things I like are either illegal or they make me fat.
