Dog Quotes
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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To a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair.
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Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.
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I'm working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs.
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I'm getting fed up of living away from home so much. They look after you very well but it doesn't matter how well you're looked after, how nice the hotel is, if you're away from home constantly, the bloody dog savages you, thinks you're a stranger, the kid cries and the wife's stuck to your face!
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I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.
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I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
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Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
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'Never do the dishes without music,' my brother Mark once advised me - the same brother who once ate a spoonful of refrigerated dog food to escape his turn at the kitchen sink. And really, it may be the most sensible advice I've been given.
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If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.
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Other dogs may do their jobs in their own unique and perfectly wonderful ways, but there will always be that dog that no dog will replace, the dog that will make you cry even when it's been gone for more years than it could ever have lived.
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I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
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The dog lasted. The marriage didn't. So it shows which relationship was meant to be.
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What kind of a world do we live in that has room for dog yoga but not for Esperanto?
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I went to a Radiohead concert with Mr. Aaron Paul and became instantly hip. He's a great tweeter and took a photograph of the two of us. He said, 'Man, look at this! We've already got 800 hits in five minutes!' So this old dog became hip.
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Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment.
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I tried to draw and write comics when I was four. By the time I was nine, I had written my first story - about my dog, of course.
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No book of mine is complete without a dog.
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Every time. You know why? I want to fail. I work like a dog for twenty years so I'll have the supreme pleasure of failing. Never knew anybody like that, did you? I'm very cunning. I plan it in advance. I fool myself right up to the last minute, and then the time comes and I know how cunningly I've been planning it all the time. I've been a failure all my life.
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Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10.
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Romanians have a saying, 'Not every dog has a bagel on its tail.' It means that not all streets are paved with gold. When I began my career, I just wanted to do cartwheels.
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Alcibiades had a very handsome dog, that cost him seven thousand drachmas; and he cut off his tail, 'that,' said he, 'the Athenians may have this story to tell of me, and may concern themselves no further with me.'
