Dog Quotes
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I would have to go back to being a dog. I've called myself a dog for many years.
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I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.
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Can you believe this shit? Hell has frozen over. Now, a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan would be up here with that damn dog. So all I can say is- suck it, Jesus! This award is my god now!
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For God's sake,' the dog is saying, 'open the universe a little more!
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No book of mine is complete without a dog.
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Every time. You know why? I want to fail. I work like a dog for twenty years so I'll have the supreme pleasure of failing. Never knew anybody like that, did you? I'm very cunning. I plan it in advance. I fool myself right up to the last minute, and then the time comes and I know how cunningly I've been planning it all the time. I've been a failure all my life.
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I like to be controlled, but that doesn't mean controlled like a dog.
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The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.
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'Never do the dishes without music,' my brother Mark once advised me - the same brother who once ate a spoonful of refrigerated dog food to escape his turn at the kitchen sink. And really, it may be the most sensible advice I've been given.
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With great care we might have a dog's chance, but no more.
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Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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You don't realize how much a dog's presence defines the contours of your home until, in its absence, the walls seem to relocate themselves.
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Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
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A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.
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I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have I fed it to the cat, at the cat's insistence, but the cat has thrown it up on the rug, and someone has tracked it all over onto the other rug. I do not know why cats are such habitual vomiters. They do not seem to enjoy it, judging by the sounds they make while they are doing it. It's their nature. A dog is going to bark. A cat is going to vomit.
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If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.
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In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
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I'm always happy when people choose to get another dog because it's a healthy and healing thing to do, and there are millions of them needing homes. But there is no single time frame to do it in because grieving is an intensely personal experience.
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I may eat nine bowls of dog food, because eight isn't enough.
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Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.
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You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
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Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.
