Dog Quotes
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.
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I'm working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs.
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I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it.
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Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment.
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To a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair.
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You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
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If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.
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What difference does it make if you live in a picturesque little outhouse surrounded by 300 feeble minded goats and your faithful dog? The question is: Can you write?
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Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10.
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I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.
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I went to a Radiohead concert with Mr. Aaron Paul and became instantly hip. He's a great tweeter and took a photograph of the two of us. He said, 'Man, look at this! We've already got 800 hits in five minutes!' So this old dog became hip.
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Dogs have a sense of smell much greater than ours and they're much faster than we are. We have fairly dull senses, fairly slow locomotion. In our Olympic trials, we celebrate speeds that would be an embarrassment to a bird or a dog or another animal.
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The dog lasted. The marriage didn't. So it shows which relationship was meant to be.
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
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Romanians have a saying, 'Not every dog has a bagel on its tail.' It means that not all streets are paved with gold. When I began my career, I just wanted to do cartwheels.
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'Never do the dishes without music,' my brother Mark once advised me - the same brother who once ate a spoonful of refrigerated dog food to escape his turn at the kitchen sink. And really, it may be the most sensible advice I've been given.
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A leaky faucet, a barking dog - those are things you tolerate.
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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
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If you the owner of the dog, really showing not just food but real affection, then dog very much appreciate. Isn't it?
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You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
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I'll be Pavlov, you be the dog.
