Dog Quotes
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To a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair.
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I always thought I'd adopt - I have a dog but no children.
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A big dog tends to be much more at ease with kids and gentle with them than a little one that's always yelping.
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I consciously choose the dog's path through life. I shall be poor; I shall be a painter.
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Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries?
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I like to be controlled, but that doesn't mean controlled like a dog.
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I may eat nine bowls of dog food, because eight isn't enough.
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Blue. My God! I'm so blue that if I were a dog, I'd sit on my haunches and howl and howl and howl...
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When looking to adopt a new dog, the most important thing to consider is always the energy of the dog and how the dog will fit in with your lifestyle and your family.
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We heard about people who went backstage at dog shows with scissors and cut parts of a poodle's hair off to sabotage the dog.
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Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.
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In high school I was the dog, always, and I never have felt comfortable or right in my body, and part of my whole exhibitionist thing has probably been a way of testing to see whether or not I really was this repulsive creature that I felt like for so long.
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Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.
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The average career span for a TV writer is 11 years. The only other thing I could find that had the same career span was a police dog.
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It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog.
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I did get upset once, when we were hiking between pitches 15 and 16. Two women and a dog were trying to find their way down through the maze of trails below the First Summit and they asked us: 'Are you on the trail?' I let my indignity show: 'NO, we're on a CLIMB!'
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A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.
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A lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
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A dog's heart chakra is always open; their aim in life is to please.
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Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment.
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We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
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Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite poet. People like poets to possess the same qualities they do.
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I spend a lot of time just, you know, with my girlfriend and my dog. And I mean, we don't have a lot of furniture in our house, so it's really simple. And we're trying to build products for everyone in the world, right. And you don't want to get isolated to do that.
