Dog Quotes
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Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries?
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To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate.
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I always thought I'd adopt - I have a dog but no children.
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You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
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For God's sake,' the dog is saying, 'open the universe a little more!
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That's not dirt. That's trampled down dog doo.
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My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores and the perfect Chicago-style dog, so I find this technology redundant.
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Riding trails with your dog restores a bond lost in some evolutionary belch. You travel at the same speed, over the same terrain, neither of you slowing to compensate for the other. You're equal playmates with mud in your teeth.
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The average career span for a TV writer is 11 years. The only other thing I could find that had the same career span was a police dog.
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If you cannot attain knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge.
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Ivan Lendl is a robot, a solitary, mechanical man who lives with his dogs behind towering walls at his estate in Connecticut. A man who so badly wants to have a more human image that he's having surgery to remove the bolts from his neck.
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Dogs have a sense of smell much greater than ours and they're much faster than we are. We have fairly dull senses, fairly slow locomotion. In our Olympic trials, we celebrate speeds that would be an embarrassment to a bird or a dog or another animal.
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Ain't nobody's business, if I bark like a dog.
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Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.
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Dog rescue remains a gamble, of course. For all the good will, hard work, and noble motivation, nobody can really predict with certainty how a traumatized, dislocated dog will respond in a new environment.
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I had a weimaraner for 11 years called China, and he was a great dog, a bit mad. They're massive, weimaraners; they've got big floppy ears. They look like a pointer, but they're liver-coloured.
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As humans, the strongest scents we project come from our genital areas and from our mouths. We’ve all had the experience of a less-than-well-mannered dog sniffing our crotch areas—though within the dog world, sniffing genitals is considered good manners! Puppies
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A burnt dog dreads the fire.
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A lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show.
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Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink.
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Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls.
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A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.
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I've never been without a dog. I've made trips across the country with a dog. I've been in that angst of loneliness, where you're really alone in the universe, except for the dog.
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When looking to adopt a new dog, the most important thing to consider is always the energy of the dog and how the dog will fit in with your lifestyle and your family.
