Dog Quotes
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Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.
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Vice presidents are at times tasked with issuing direct broadsides against enemies while the top guy stays above the fray. But never before has a vice president served as an attack dog against his own party's voters.
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Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.
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What's the dog called?"Jason asked. "Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh." "No, I meant his entire name.
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I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.
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There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
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I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything.
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One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.
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Aggression is not a breed thing. It's a state of mind, and it comes from how the human is with the dog. There are four levels of energy, regardless of the breed: low, medium, high, very high. The idea is to get a dog in your same level or lower than you.
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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
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In our lives a dog is a dog rather than a former wolf, and it surely is not a cat, a difference that means an enormous amount to some people.
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If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.
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Cats are oppressed, dogs terrify them, landladies starve them, boys stone them, everybody speaks of them with contempt. If they were human beings we could talk of their oppressors with a studied violence, add our strength to theirs, even organize the oppressed and like good politicians sell our charity for power.
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I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
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I have a real challenge of finding dog-walking shoes.
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A house is not a home until it has a dog.
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Of course, I'm not often the top dog, but sometimes it's better not to be top dog, because you last longer. If a movie or play flops, you always blame the lead. They say, 'He couldn't carry it.' They always blame him. But they rarely blame the second or third banana.
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Tell me, if you can, of anything that's finer than an evening in camp with a rare old friend and a dog after one's heart.
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I started early, took my dog, And visited the sea; The mermaids in the basement Came out to look at me
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Sunsets are loved because they vanish. Flowers are loved because they go. The dogs of the field and the cats of the kitchen are loved because soon they must depart. These are not the sole reasons, but at the heart of morning welcomes and afternoon laughters is the promise of farewell. In the gray muzzle of an old dog we see goodbye. In the tired face of an old friend we read long journeys beyond returns.
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When the little dog snarls, the big dog does not connect the snarl with himself, simply fancying that the little dog must be uncomfortable.
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Quite unnecessary, either, ever to say pfui to him, for he was a most virtuous dog, protected from sin by absence of desires. What a contrast to his impassioned predecessor!
