Dog Quotes
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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
Nora Ephron
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A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
John Heywood
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The dog of your boyhood teaches you a great deal about friendship, and love, and death: Old Skip was my brother. They had buried him under our elm tree, they said-yet this wasn't totally true. For he really lay buried in my heart.
William Weaks Morris
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In man, social intercourse has centred mainly on the process of absorbing fluid into the organism, but in the domestic dog and to a lesser extent among all wild canine species, the act charged with most social significance is the excretion of fluid.
Olaf Stapledon
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I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
William H. Macy
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While working in advertising, I channelled my creative energy into elaborate escape fantasies: cake making, dog breeding, the Peace Corps.
Meg Rosoff
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One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.
Zach Braff
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I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.
Juan Gris
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Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.
Muhammad Ali
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The dog looked up in entreaty. Liquid brown eyes begged: Take me with you. I’ll be good. Oh, the lies that dogs told.
Courtney Milan
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In our lives a dog is a dog rather than a former wolf, and it surely is not a cat, a difference that means an enormous amount to some people.
David Roochnik
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Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.
David Lee Roth Van Halen
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Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.
Erma Bombeck
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Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.
Molly Ivins
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If my life was a song it would be 'Who Let The Dogs Out'.
Casey Abrams
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Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
Bill Burr
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I started early, took my dog, And visited the sea; The mermaids in the basement Came out to look at me
Emily Dickinson
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The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.
Barbara Woodhouse
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A statesman who confines himself to popular legislation - or, for the matter of that, a playwright who confines himself to popular plays - is like a blind man's dog who goes wherever the blind man pulls him, on the ground that both of them want to go to the same place.
George Bernard Shaw
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If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.
Ebenezer Elliott
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What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.
Sean William Scott
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That’s a divorce. You ever seen a divorce? That’s like her taking not only the furniture and the silverware -- she took the dog, too. (Harvick) didn’t get the animal, I would say.
Clint Bowyer
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My dogs have never been good at things like "sit," "stay," or even "come." I think that we've given the tourists a few laughs, especially when the dogs hit the end of their leashes hard enough to drag Gloria down the street.
James Stewart
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I also derive a great deal of pleasure from horses and dogs... the ocean... and love.
William Shatner