Television Quotes
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Television has raised writing to a new low.
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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
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In television, a sitcom is probably the closest thing to what it's like working in the theater.
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In terms of hardline right-wing people on television, there's some people that make me cringe when I change the channel.
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I don't have a television, and I'm just not too up on television.
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The only thing that matters to me is getting to the work - getting to do the work. And I don't really care where it is: whether it's on stage or on television or in film.
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Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium.
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There is no such thing as going on to something bigger and better than 'M*A*S*H' because there is nothing bigger and better. I have done the best I can do, and been in the best I could be in on television - with the best people.
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I have a deep respect for the fundamentals of television, the traditions of it, even, but I don't have any reverence for it.
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I think anybody who has been in the theater, prefers it. Television is a... factory. You turn out things on a revolving assembly line. You don't have time to perfect anything in television.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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It wasn't until I was 14 and watched the 1976 Olympic games on television that I really started to dream about the big time. I remember seeing Evelyn Ashford in the 100 meters, and she was going to UCLA.
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Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.
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In some ways, you could argue, television is doing far more interesting work than the movies. It's more fulfilling.
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The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'
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I really have no plans for any kind of career in TV or anything, but if I wanted to become good at it, I could. But I don't really think it's in the cards.
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I think the least stereotypical gay character on television is probably Matt LeBlanc on 'Episodes.' He just plays it so straight-faced. They never talk about the fact that he's such a huge gay person.
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I wish my real life could be as simple and scripted as it is on television.
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Traditional broadcast media seems old-fashioned and vague to me. When I watch television news, I'm aware of what skilled journalists they are, but I find it hard because of the corny way they present it.
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I'm not a straight man, but I play one on television.
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It's a really weird thing, modern divorce. I found out I was getting divorced on television. That was kind of weird.
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I was kind of reared by television, but the BBC, it still had that thing - and people are always invoking that kind of Reithian idea - where you could learn stuff from it. If you put a kid in front of a telly now to be reared by that you'd just have a jibbering idiot, you know what I mean? Just adverts for a start. It's almost like the programmes are an afterthought, the real business of this channel is to sell you things and we're just going to space out those announcements with some crap to watch.
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We love television because television brings us a world in which television does not exist.
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The major newspapers simply stopped writing about me, and my voice could no longer be heard on radio or television.
