Me Quotes
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In Hollywood they're getting younger, but believe me, it's not the food. It's the plastic surgery.
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As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.
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If I'm not going to get a part, tell me why.
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I should have a better CV, and that's knocked me into believing that I have to grab these opportunities while I can.
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I've only ever tried to be me.
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I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
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My grandmother is the person who inspires me the most.
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Maybe clothes are a form of creative expression for me. An outlet. Because I don't get to express myself creatively through my official duties.
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I'm not a natural performer or exhibitionist. When I was younger, I hated the focus, and it made me feel strange.
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The same liberty that protects me also protects members of the Mafia.
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Living in New York, for me at least, just keeps it very real and keeps my feet firmly planted on the ground.
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My mom helped me get started when I was younger. I started with singing. An agent saw me singing on stage at the Palm Springs Festival, and recommended I get into acting, so I was like, 'Oh, okay.' I just started from there, singing and acting.
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I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.
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I still have an old painting the Colonel gave me. It was the first time the Colonel had been back to the Hilton since Elvis had passed away.
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If I'm daring at all, I guess it would be emotionally. I try to keep things interesting for myself and to do things that challenge me.
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The thing that bothers me about journalism is the false equivalency we sometimes place on certain issues.
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Let me just say as one who has been speaker of the House, I've had to have a very thick skin about every kind of thing that was thrown at me.
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Professionally, I remember Cronkite as a kid growing up, and more so for me, the importance of Cronkite was not him sitting there at the anchor desk, but him out there doing things.
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If my career path takes me elsewhere, that's great. But comedy is my forte.
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I have some security that could protect me against provocations but of course there are more terrible actions that could not be stopped by any security.
Garry Kasparov
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I never pursued acting with, like, auditions. If anything, I was given roles by people who knew me and liked what I did.
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I had written my master's thesis on Ezra Pound on 'The Cantos.' And don't ask me about it. I don't remember anything about it.
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When Matt LeBlanc had his show 'Joey', I strongly suggested to the producers that they should bring me on.
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My coach is pushing me harder than ever to make sure I stay at a good level.
