Fake Quotes

• I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

  

  Amy Sedaris
  • Good
  • Food
  • Nice

• This era in human existence where so much information is out there, it's easy for someone like Donald Trump to use that to make his claim that information is fake news. And there are people who think 'I guess we should believe the President when he says it's fake news.'

  

  Gregory Walter Graffin Bad Religion
  • People
  • Believe
  • Thinking

• I wanted young women to know that I was very lucky that I worked for people who literally let me be me. If I had ever been anyone other than me, I would have come off as a fake, a phony, a fraud, and never would have gotten where I ultimately ended up. You can be yourself and be in politics, and they should know that. That was kind of why I wanted to do it - because I didn't see any freaks in politics like me.

  

  Alyssa Mastromonaco
  • Politics
  • Fake
  • Be Yourself

• For me, the melancholy of the late XXth Century is walking late at night by the Mont Blanc pen store and seeing these things always strike me as simulacra of luxury items. They seem like fakes.

  

  William Gibson
  • Night
  • Melancholy
  • Pens

• The fact that the term fake news is now in the regular vocabulary of the American people is evidence enough Americans know the news is fake.

  

  Bill Whittle
  • Fake
  • Vocabulary
  • American People

• I think being consistent is really important. In the arts there's a misconception that you sit around waiting for the muse to come, and that it's all really mystical and mysterious. In reality, sometimes you have to fake it till you make it.

  

  Ayana Mathis
  • Waiting
  • Fake
  • Consistent

• This illusion that a lower class has less intelligence than a higher class is a complete fake-out.

  

  Anohni
  • Fake

• I own some bugs encased in lucite or something. I also have a big cat's eye - a fake one - made for a taxidermist. I really like animals.

  

  Nick Antosca
  • Eye
  • Animal
  • Cat

• Unfortunately, a lot of the mainstream media television is so fake, so plastic, that it's really turned off the younger generation.

  

  Cenk Uygur
  • Media
  • Younger
  • Turned Off

• If you're in the fake news, I'm reading your emails.

  

  Mike Cernovich
  • Fake
  • Emails

• If you live around dummies and fake blood for six months, it becomes a part of you. It's fake blood, but sometimes I still feel the real scent of blood, so it's more mentally collapsing, not only physical.

  

  Min-sik Choi
  • Real
  • Blood
  • Fake

• I was lucky to grow up with phenomenal parents who were into talking about things. When something hit me hard as a kid, we'd just talk about it. I'm usually pretty open about what's going on with me. I'm not a great actor in the sense that I can't fake it if I'm going through something difficult.

  

  Eric Lange
  • Parents
  • Actor
  • Kid

• You could just tell when a person belonged somewhere. That is something you can't fake, no matter how hard you try

  

  Sarah Dessen
  • Trying
  • Matter
  • Persons

• If I like it, I say it's mine. If I don't I say it's a fake.

  

  Pablo Picasso
  • Fake
  • I Like

• You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

  

  Carrie Fisher
  • Fake
  • Closeness

• The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

  

  Steve Allen
  • Real
  • Hair
  • Head

• Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.

  

  Eugene Mirman
  • Comedy
  • Laboratory
  • Introduce

• Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.

  

  Nelson Shanks
  • Quality
  • Fake
  • Realism

• If you were to do the world championship of victimhood in modern times, then the finals would probably be between Jews and Palestinians. I think the Jews win: we, Isralians, go from the Spanish Inquisition to pogroms to the fake Protocols of the Elders of Zion to World War II and the Holocaust - it's a horrible history. And if you look at the Palestinian world, victimized by every entity in the Middle East, they were massacred in every country. I think that, in Israel, the greatest fear that people have, and I have it, too, is this fear of genocide.

  

  Etgar Keret
  • People
  • World
  • Country

• I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do.

  

  Gary Reilly
  • Courage
  • Need
  • Fake

• I cursed him then, not because his tears were fake, but because they were real. I cursed him for showing me, with every tear and every smile and every sincere emotion he had, that I was the real freak. I cursed him then, not because his tears were fake, but because they were real. I cursed him for showing me, with every tear and every smile and every sincere emotion he had, that I was the real freak. I cursed him then, not because his tears were fake, but because they were real. I cursed him for showing me, with every tear and every smile and every sincere emotion he had, that I was the real freak.

  

  Dan Wells
  • Real
  • Tears
  • Emotion

• I'm not a great actor in the sense that I can't fake it if I'm going through something difficult.

  

  Eric Lange
  • Difficult
  • Fake
  • Great Actors

• We've been to the Moon nine times. Why would we fake it nine times, if we faked it?

  

  Charles Duke
  • Moon
  • Fake

• According to Gur's theory of boredom, everything that happens in the world today is because of boredom: love, war, inventions, fake fireplaces - ninety-five percent of all that is pure boredom.

  

  Etgar Keret
  • World
  • War
  • Today

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