Eugene Mirman Quotes
Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.
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It's a compulsion. I'm always changing parts of me. Even when I was young, I wanted to change my hair color. I was so determined that I dyed my hair with Kool-Aid.
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All novels attempt to cut neural routes through the brain, to convince us that down this road the true future of the novel lies.
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'Moonlight' is a project that resonated with me more than anything else. I wouldn't have done 'Luke Cage' if they hadn't made time for 'Moonlight.'
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When I was young, it wasn't about the money, it wasn't about the fame and fortune, it was about playing football.
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Don't be surprised at Fortune's turns and twists: That wheel has spun a thousand yarns before.
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Iconic artists are never straight ahead. Michael Jackson loved Elvis and Burt Bacharach, and uniquely blended both of them into what he did.
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Banks can send big corporate payments through existing channels or send a small payment through Ripple. They don't have to rip out existing infrastructure; they can use Ripple to make the transactions more profitable or more efficient.
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For different roles, my condition and training and diet does alter. Depending on the role, it will really dictate the type of training I do.
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I've got a great team around me with my family, manager and label, and we've all worked hard together to make things happen.
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Racing is a great mania to which one must sacrifice everything, without reticence, without hesitation.
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Automate your savings so that you have money taken directly from each paycheck and deposited into a 401(k) or other workplace retirement account. If that's not an option, automatically have money transferred out of checking into savings each time you get paid.
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If physical death is the price that I must pay to free my white brothers and sisters from a permanent death of the spirit, then nothing can be more redemptive.
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Why didn't we recognize how much it bothered them spiritually and politically?
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When you write a roman a clef, there is a tendency on the part of the reader to wonder how much of this is true, how much invented.
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When I started out, I was very vociferously against theatre or what I saw theatre as being, so I tried to make my plays the opposite of that - something a bit more cinematic. I'm a film kid, so I'll never have the same love of theatre as I do of movies. It's just the way I was brought up.
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The biggest road block to action on genocide and other human rights crimes is ignorance. Most people just don't know that such things are happening, and often, if they have a vague idea they are happening, there is a feeling that there is nothing that can be done to stop these crimes.
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'Music for Relief' has played a vital role in helping get aid to people who most need it. We are deeply honored to participate in what will likely be our biggest event to date.
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Most guys who don't like me are either Democrats or Yankee fans.
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There is nothing less to our credit than our neglect of the foreigner and his children, unless it be the arrogance most of us betray when we set out to 'Americanize' him.
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My father has never once asked me a question, any question. There's a freedom that came from that. It allowed me to create my own way of thinking.
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The radical elements in Islam are very dangerous.
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The main thing about doing a comedy is that you spend most of your days really happy and laughing.
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Comedy is free therapy. And if it's done well, the audience and the comic take turns being the doctor as well as the patient.
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Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.
