Bowling Quotes
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You're so used to being on the road and having a schedule that the insanity seeps in when you're sitting at home and there's nothing going on that day. I remember the first time we got off one of our first big tours, I told my guys, "Go home to your girlfriends." The next day, all my guys texted me like, "Do you wanna, like, do something? Let's all go bowling. I can't hang with people that live normal lives."
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Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.
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My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they put me in a room with a guy who owned a bowling alley, but he snored like an asthmatic horse, so I moved and ended up with a depressive mortician. [...] The mortician snored even louder than the bowling alley guy - he was like a moose with a tracheotomy.
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It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.
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Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling.
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Every bowling center should have a house pro.
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Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.
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Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.
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Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.
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The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding
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You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
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He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling.
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When your bowling is not firing, any captain is going to struggle.
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Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldnt it be hysterical if we went bowling?
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I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling."
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Having a personality now is a good thing, and bowling has grabbed a different audience than we've had for a lot of years.
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Once you get into the era of the printed book, it gets a little easier. After years and years, you make a serious survey of that literature, and then you make it more specific depending on what kind of case appears. I never set out to collect material on cheating at bowling, but I found out that after 20 years, I had a lot of material on cheating at bowling.
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You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.
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The Conservatives played like England cricketers - too many rash strokes and run-outs, dropped catches and bowling anywhere but the stumps.
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Ivory towers are as rare as bowling alleys in tribal cultures.
