Guy Quotes
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I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
Jack Roy
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You know what we can be like: see a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair. By the time someone says, 'I'd like you to meet Cecil,' we shout, 'You're late again with the child support!'
Cynthia Heimel
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I am a big music guy. Hip-hop, R&B, old school, jazz.
Chauncey Billups
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I'm not a natural leader. If you see me in a room, I'm the guy standing in a corner hiding. I'm not an alpha male.
Pilou Asbaek
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I was a fan of Charlie Sheen - he's an incredibly likable, affable guy - well, until he doesn't like you.
Selma Blair
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I'm a Silicon Valley guy. I just think people from Silicon Valley can do anything.
Elon Musk
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I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.
Charlie Day
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The only thing I wanted to see is that whatever takes place ... is to try to send a strong message that fans can't throw things or hit people or put their hands on anybody. If you're out on the street, I guarantee that same guy doesn't put his hands on me. So why should we be penalized for a situation like that because we're on a baseball field?
Gary Sheffield
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I was very young when we got married and I don't know why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough to know that this was the right guy, but somehow I got lucky.
Kyra Sedgwick
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She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy, you can just tell people she's crazy. 'Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.' 'Yeah, man. Turns out, she's crazy.' That's what they always do on Entourage.
Aziz Ansari
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On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.
Lester Holt
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What's the difference? One guy's the same as the other.
John Mellencamp