Guy Quotes
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I was very young when we got married and I don't know why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough to know that this was the right guy, but somehow I got lucky.
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Most of us, I suspect, prefer our teachers to be of the Nice Guy variety.
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I hate girls who complain, 'Oh, guys are looking at me!' But I love it when guys check me out. It just feels great.
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Conor McGregor - this guy is so offensive minded and never on the defense that whenever you put him on the defense, he gets so flustered and so upset.
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Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!
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A guy who's not a champion can't talk too much about championships, can he?
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I was sick of being articulate and loud and charming. I didn't want to play that guy anymore. I wanted to play the absolute opposite of that.
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When you're the opener, you're the guy getting the crowd warmed up. But when you're the headliner, you're the main dude. People come to see you, and you have to deliver. It's a cool position to be in.
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It's fun to be the guy everybody looks to.
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The people who review my books, generally, are kind of youngish culture writers who aspire to write books, or write opinion pieces about what they think of Neil Young, or why they quit watching ER or whatever. And because of that, I think there's a lot of people who write about my books with the premise of, "Why this guy? Why not me?"
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I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius.
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I'm a very emotional guy.
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The doctor who pulled me out at birth damaged my second and third vertebrae. But without those tugs, I probably would have been a regular guy selling insurance in Texas or something.
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I'm a simple kind of guy, so I just envision myself being happy.
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With commentating, I've had a chance to show the humorous side of my personality that I didn't use on the court. It's fun, and I don't take myself too seriously. I have good broadcast teams with me, but I'm not a huge stats guy. I think they post the numbers too quickly, and I'd rather let the match play out a bit first.
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I'm definitely not the most graceful person out there. I've always been taught to play hard. I don't know how not to play hard. But for some guys it just looks easier. For me, it's not that natural.
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If the right guy pops the question, I'll say yes.
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I'm not the guy that thinks I'm a perfect singer.
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I'm very much a glass-is-half-full guy.
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If only I could find a guy who wasn't in his 70s to talk to me about white cranes, I'd be madly in love.
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The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.
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He's not going around telling everyone you're monkey-butt crazy, so at least you brutalized a seriously sweet guy.
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Women aren't interested in being sexy any more and men are. All the guys have objectified themselves and sexualised themselves into being just matinee idols.
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My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew.
