Would Quotes
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My dream was to play football for the Oakland Raiders. But my mother thought I would get hurt playing football, so she chose baseball for me. I guess moms do know best.
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I've said that I would play anything to do with 'Star Wars.' But really, deep down, I would love to come back as Darth Maul - that's what I want to do. I would go crazy, go mental, lock myself in a cabin, you know. Do the whole 'method' for two or three months, spear-fishing and stuff, just to play the character again.
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I'm one of those guys who would like to weigh about 115 pounds for a couple of hours in the afternoon and then go back to my own size about 5 o'clock.
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I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
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Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
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I wanted fame, but I thought it would be incremental, and I became afraid of the overnight-sensation thing.
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To not pursue the thing one wants would be a waste of one's life.
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Television is a very writer-driven business, and it's one of the few parts of entertainment where writers are treated with respect, only because they need you. If they didn't have to treat you with respect, they would be happy to dismiss you.
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It would hurt. But we'll dust ourselves off and we'll come back.
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Good FBI officers are not noticeable. You would never look at them.
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I gotta follow my heart. It ain't football. If football made me complete, I would play. But whenever I think of it, my heart pulls me away from whatever reason... This means I'm done.
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Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
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If I did not have a de-stresser such as writing novels, I would lose focus at work.
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Everyone has something to hide. And if they couldn't hide it the world would be in a lot worse mess than it is.
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In the '90s, I think that Bill Clinton would have won in Puerto Rico. I think in the 2000s, George Bush would have won in Puerto Rico.
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From an early age, my intuition was that I would be a musician.
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From the time I was 9 years old, I loved magic. I was an only child, and I think that had a big impact on me. I always had grown-up friends even though I was a little kid. I would take the train from Lido Beach into Manhattan, and I'd hang out in magic shops.
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If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.
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Nobody thought I would be a great coach.
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I could only relate [to the family] that I, the father of three sons, could hardly imagine what it would be to lose one, far less three of my boys, in such a cruel and senseless manner.
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If your body could speak, what would it say?
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I've definitely read stuff that I've been offered, where I've been like, "I can't do this. I think somebody would be better in this than me."
