Pet Quotes
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Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table.
Daniel Handler
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
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I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.
Zachary Levi
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Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.
H. G. Bissinger
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Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
Earl Derr Biggers
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A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I'm always travelling, so it's perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.
Abbey Lee Kershaw
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz
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One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world.
Philippe Cousteau, Jr.
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Speaking of ways, pet, by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract.
Madeleine L'Engle
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It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Jesse Owens
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Learning from wolves to interact with pet dogs makes about as much sense as, 'I want to improve my parenting - let's see how the chimps do it!'
Ian Dunbar
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I am a pet person. My dog actually lives in Georgia now. But I work with animal trainers and pets quite often. I also volunteer at different places like animal shelters. It's good to be around pets. They kind of put things into perspective. They're easygoing, loyal, and they seem to get it, even when humans don't.
Alyson Stoner
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Maybe I was unpopular a bit because I was a teacher's pet. But even the teachers complained about me. They would say to my parents, 'For every one question any pupil asks, Walter asks 10.'
Walter O'Brien
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I hate rats. I had a pet rat to try and overcome it. I even gave him mouth-to mouth resuscitation when he had a heart attack. But I couldn't conquer it.
Sam Taylor-Wood
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Jack Roy
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I liked animals better than people. That's one of the reasons I wanted to be a vet - then I found out that every pet had a person that owned 'em.
Ted Yoho
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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Oliver Herford
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I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.
Kirsty Gallacher
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You can get too bogged down in technology and you can sort of forget what it is you were trying to do. And with the Pet Shop Boys it's primarily about the songs, it's about song writing.
Chris Lowe Pet Shop Boys
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Many cats are the death of the mouse.
Kaspar Hauser
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My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!
Emily VanCamp
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My biggest pet peeve is when people don't admit what they've done.
Daniela Bobadilla
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To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.
Ralph Boston
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Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.
Jack White The White Stripes