Dumb Quotes
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Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food as it's done in the restaurants, but they are dumbed down, and I hate it when they dumb them down.
Mario Batali
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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls, but I would also do it with friends.
J. J. Abrams
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There is a tendency to try to dumb everything down and turn everything into a one-paragraph press release or even less, just a slogan.
Malcolm Turnbull
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Metal musicians say dumb things sometimes.
Rob Halford Judas Priest
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Musical people are so absurdly unreasonable. They always want one to be perfectly dumb a the very moment when one is longing to be absolutely deaf.
Oscar Wilde
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If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.
Elizabeth Taylor
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If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.
Cyndi Lauper Blue Angel
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If you talk with a Southern accent, it's perceived as though you are slow. That's not the case. I've met just as many dumb people who talk without an accent as with.
Jake Peavy
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I wish I could prove that he hypnotized me... That would give me a reason for doing such a dumb thing.
Lana Turner
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What's so dumb is that women are 50 per cent of the population, and they want to spend money to see movies where they're portrayed as three-dimensional characters.
Emily Ratajkowski
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His (Deschamps’) complaint of court life was the same as is made of government at the top in any age: it was composed of hypocrisy, flattery, lying, paying and betraying; it was where calumny and cupidity reigned, common sense lacked, truth dared not appear, and where to survive one had to be deaf, blind, and dumb.
Barbara W. Tuchman
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Suicide is kinda dumb to me. If I wanna kill myself I will. It's not hard to die, I could do it like right now. But why is everybody pretending like everything's ok, Everything's not ok. We are more connected than we've ever been, But I feel more alone than I've ever been.
Donald Glover
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I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.
Jim Fowler
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What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.
Mario Puzo
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I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
Aaron Allston
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I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
Orrin Hatch
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Women, you need to understand something. Men are not as dumb as you think they are.
Paul Washer
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Mark Zuckerberg
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The music that I wrote and recorded is music that I really enjoy listening to. It's just dumb luck that a lot of other people do, too.
Tom Scholz Boston
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'See, there’s a bit of a problem here. It’s true that editors are always begging for something new and different, but if you’re dumb enough to try to give it to them they don’t recognize it. When they ask for ‘different,’ what they mean is something right down the good old ‘different’ groove.'
Frederik Pohl
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claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here
Rachel Caine
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In the early part of my life I carried the flame for fiery women: perky women who were not dumb.
Debra Winger
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Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women.
Orson Scott Card
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I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
David Zucker