Laugh Quotes
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Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side.
Jane Austen
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
Drew Carey
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We laugh and laugh, and nothing can ever be sad, no one can be lost, or dead, or far away: right now we are here, and nothing can mar our perfection, or steal the joy of this perfect moment.
Audrey Niffenegger
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Rules for today: 1) Pray 2) Laugh 3) Repeat. The only reason to take this life too seriously is if it's your only one.
Mark Hart Crowded House
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I am satisfied ... I see, dance, laugh, sing.
Walt Whitman
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Spring comes with joyous laugh, and song, and sunshine, and the burnt sacrifice of the over-ripe boot and the hoary overshoe. The cowboy and the new milch cow carol their roundelay. So does the veteran hen. The common egg of commerce begins to come forth into the market at a price where it can be secured with a step-ladder, and all nature seems tickled.
Edgar Wilson Nye
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My parents always told me to be myself. I was always funny and silly as a kid. And I would always make them laugh. And they always told me to dream big and follow those dreams.
Richard Simmons
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I have a good, hearty laugh and an energetic handshake, and those are trump cards.
Albert Camus
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Just look around; you can't help but laugh at something.
Mike Ross
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Perchance that I might learn what pity is, That I might laugh at erring men no more.
Michelangelo
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I have to laugh at myself.
Anthony Kiedis Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Some people have been unkind. If I say I want to grow as an actress, they look at my figure. If I say I want to develop, to learn my craft, they laugh. Somehow they don't expect me to be serious about my work.
Marilyn Monroe
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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I'm a real paradox. Because I'm a very serious person, and I take my work very seriously. But I wrap it up in a court jester and a clown and make people laugh and make them feel good about themselves.
Richard Simmons
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Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait.
Charles Dickens
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Remember this: Nothing is as simple as a storm. Ask anyone. They will tell you—those who know about storms—to get out of its path. If you can. If you have time. They will tell you nothing can stop a storm. Save yourself. Run. But there is no running. Laugh at yourself for thinking of escape. Remember this: Nothing can destroy a storm except itself. It must hurt and blow and wail till it dies. You will not be alive to clean up the debris. All the light will be gone.
Benjamin Alire Saenz
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It's okay to laugh at me, I only look scary.
Amy Lee Evanescence
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Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh.
Henry Ward Beecher
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I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh.
Anneliese Louise van der Pol
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Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
Dan Castellaneta
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If you're asking me what I love, it's that point where I'm just scribbling and trying to make myself laugh and trying to outrage myself. Getting in that frame of mind where the more you laugh the more you laugh - I think that's what I'm attempting to do.
Barry Blitt
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I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
Milton Berle
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A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh.
Josh Gondelman
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I don't remember who was there, except Dora. I have not the least idea what we had for dinner, besides Dora. My impression is, that I dined off Dora, entirely, and sent away half-a-dozen plates untouched. I sat next to her. I talked to her. She had the most delightful little voice, the gayest little laugh, the pleasantest and most fascinating little ways, that ever led a lost youth into hopeless slavery. She was rather diminutive altogether. So much the more precious, I thought.
Charles Dickens