Laugh Quotes
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I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is!
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Wouldn't a sailor laugh at you if you told him that the whole crossing depends on the first turn of the helm?
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I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.
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You can spill drinks on me, even spit on me. I'll just laugh about it. But If you dare to hurt my friends... I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!
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We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times.
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I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
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For me, I want to get across the stage to the people. I want to point at you, thirty, forty rows back, and you know I'm pointing at you, and we're having a laugh and getting it together.
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To me, there's nothing greater than making people laugh.
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I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
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Whenever something happens that makes me laugh or if I remember something in the middle of the night that I want to share, I jot the experience down.
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We do not believe in the notion of God's chosen people. We laugh at this people's fancies and weep over its misdeeds. To act as God's chosen people is not only stupid and arrogant, but a crime against humanity. We call it racism.
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Remember this: Nothing is as simple as a storm. Ask anyone. They will tell you—those who know about storms—to get out of its path. If you can. If you have time. They will tell you nothing can stop a storm. Save yourself. Run. But there is no running. Laugh at yourself for thinking of escape. Remember this: Nothing can destroy a storm except itself. It must hurt and blow and wail till it dies. You will not be alive to clean up the debris. All the light will be gone.
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Live, love, laugh, leave a legacy.
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If the rhythm section is really swinging it's such a great feeling - you just want to laugh!
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I love playing different characters and I love doing fun things and I love to entertain people, whether that be in a comedy or a drama. If I get you to laugh or I get you to cry I'm super stoked, as morbid as that might sound.
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I wanted to watch his mouth as I made him laugh. I wanted to see his face light up with the spark of whatever silly joke there was, and I wanted to kiss him too, and really more than that, which was not a straight thing, I know, but it was also true.
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I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.
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I just like to make people laugh.
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I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible.
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I was kind of shy as a lad, and a lot of things that made me laugh, I found, did not make other people laugh.
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I'm an artist...The difference is that I don't tell anybody. I refuse to give them new reasons to laugh at me.
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Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.
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I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening is a real laugh. I like to laugh.
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Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh.
