Tombstone Quotes
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Fire Yourself. Outsource some of your life. Because you know what won't be cute on a tombstone? 'Her grind was impeccable, and she did it all by herself.'
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On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!'
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On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'
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The Greatest Blues Singer in the World Will Never Stop Singing.
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Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on.
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Bah, tombstones are only good for pigeons to sit on
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I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.
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I hope that on my tombstone it says 'Born 1933, died 2043.' I hope that's my legacy.
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It's not a bad thing fighting for equality and helping the poor. It's not a bad thing to have on your professional tombstone: 'He believed in equality and he helped the poor.'
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All's well that ends well; which is the epitaph I should put on my tombstone if I were the last man left alive.
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Every person has a legacy. You may not know what your impact is, and it may not be something that you can write on your tombstone, but every person has an impact on this world.
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I did once answer the question 'What would you say on your tombstone?' I know what I would say: 'Mario Cuomo, 1932 - dash,' and, 'He tried.' That's it.
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When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.
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Statistics on the dangers guns pose to the health of their owners and those who live with them suggest that I'd be safer selling my guns than reserving them for 'Tombstone II.'
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I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.
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Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.
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A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.
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I used to want the words 'She tried' on my tombstone. Now I want 'She did it.'
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Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.
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You acquire certain tastes. And if your taste happens to coincide with the majority of people, then you're in pretty good shape. But you're not always right. There were times when I stubbed my toe, and some will end up being on my tombstone - like 'Supertrain.'
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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
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That nothing's so sacred as honor and nothing's so loyal as love.
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If I have a tombstone when it's all over, it will say, 'He tried to connect.'
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He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.
