Tombstone Quotes
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On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'
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On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!'
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All's well that ends well; which is the epitaph I should put on my tombstone if I were the last man left alive.
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Fire Yourself. Outsource some of your life. Because you know what won't be cute on a tombstone? 'Her grind was impeccable, and she did it all by herself.'
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I hope that on my tombstone it says 'Born 1933, died 2043.' I hope that's my legacy.
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Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on.
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I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: 'I have nothing more to say'.
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The Greatest Blues Singer in the World Will Never Stop Singing.
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Bah, tombstones are only good for pigeons to sit on
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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
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Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.
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It's not a bad thing fighting for equality and helping the poor. It's not a bad thing to have on your professional tombstone: 'He believed in equality and he helped the poor.'
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Every person has a legacy. You may not know what your impact is, and it may not be something that you can write on your tombstone, but every person has an impact on this world.
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Statistics on the dangers guns pose to the health of their owners and those who live with them suggest that I'd be safer selling my guns than reserving them for 'Tombstone II.'
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I did once answer the question 'What would you say on your tombstone?' I know what I would say: 'Mario Cuomo, 1932 - dash,' and, 'He tried.' That's it.
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When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.
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A genius of comedy His talent brought joy and Laughter to all the world.
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I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.
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If I have a tombstone when it's all over, it will say, 'He tried to connect.'
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I used to want the words 'She tried' on my tombstone. Now I want 'She did it.'
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You acquire certain tastes. And if your taste happens to coincide with the majority of people, then you're in pretty good shape. But you're not always right. There were times when I stubbed my toe, and some will end up being on my tombstone - like 'Supertrain.'
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Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.
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My closest friend, who died not long ago, is buried near Marx's grave in Highgate cemetery, so I see the gaggle of admirers laying roses at the foot of his tombstone regularly. I have never been tempted to leave flowers there myself. Great theories, shame about the practice. Marx did many things. But inventing class was not one of them.
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I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written these words, 'This man was an absolute fool. None of the disastrous things that he reluctantly predicted ever came to pass!'
