Idiot Quotes
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Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention.
Chris Lowe Pet Shop Boys -
I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot.
Candice Bergen
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I’m Edward Clark. Born Edward Delacey. Now, apparently, Viscount Claridge.” He shut his eyes. “You can address me by my preferred title: you idiot.
Courtney Milan -
What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars.
Brandon Mull -
I'm an idiot.
Kate Mara -
He loved her because it was his nature to do so, but there were times when he could not endure her love for him. There were times when it became nothing but pure idiot mystery.
Flannery O'Connor -
I'm a one-man idiot.
Eddie Izzard -
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
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I want to stay in some era and remain there like a stupid idiot and see what happens when you try to pause time and not affect it. Not succeed. Not try to think ahead or think behind.
Ariel Pink -
My guys studied music from a young age and I did not so I think, like, adding the idiot to the table of very talented musicians gave us a unique rub.
Anthony Kiedis Red Hot Chili Peppers -
My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.
Berkeley Breathed -
I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.
Sally Kellerman -
What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.
William Blake -
I learned early on – I can go to a shoot, and they will put anything they want to put on me, and I'll look like an idiot because I didn't say I don't like it. It's OK to have an opinion.
Zoe Kravitz
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What is the function that a clergyman performs in the world? Answer: He gets his living by assuring idiots that he can save them from an imaginary hell.
H. L. Mencken -
Harry can paint but I can't. He has our father's talent while I, on the other hand, am about the biggest idiot on a piece of canvas. I did do a couple of drawings at Eton which were put on display. Teachers thought they were examples of modern art, but in fact, I was just trying to paint a house!
Prince William -
Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread it.
Steve Albini Big Black -
There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.
Andrei Codrescu -
I despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. Eminem's new song about his kid - isn't it the most ridiculous piece of music you have ever heard in your life? I just don't like the dragging women around on dog leads and all that stuff
Noel Gallagher Oasis -
If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.
Sacha Guitry
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If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph.
Garry Winogrand -
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
George Bernard Shaw -
Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots or something like that. There are no physicists in mainstream 'Physics.' From Newton to Einstein to Hawking, they are all just mathematicians as far as Science and Physics are concerned.
Bill Gaede -
I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.
Rachel Caine