Idiot Quotes
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Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention.
Chris Lowe Pet Shop Boys -
What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars.
Brandon Mull
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I’m Edward Clark. Born Edward Delacey. Now, apparently, Viscount Claridge.” He shut his eyes. “You can address me by my preferred title: you idiot.
Courtney Milan -
I'm an idiot.
Kate Mara -
He loved her because it was his nature to do so, but there were times when he could not endure her love for him. There were times when it became nothing but pure idiot mystery.
Flannery O'Connor -
I'm a one-man idiot.
Eddie Izzard -
I want to stay in some era and remain there like a stupid idiot and see what happens when you try to pause time and not affect it. Not succeed. Not try to think ahead or think behind.
Ariel Pink -
My guys studied music from a young age and I did not so I think, like, adding the idiot to the table of very talented musicians gave us a unique rub.
Anthony Kiedis Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain -
What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.
William Blake -
I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.
Sally Kellerman -
What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.
William Shakespeare -
I learned early on – I can go to a shoot, and they will put anything they want to put on me, and I'll look like an idiot because I didn't say I don't like it. It's OK to have an opinion.
Zoe Kravitz -
There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.
Andrei Codrescu
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Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread it.
Steve Albini Big Black -
Harry can paint but I can't. He has our father's talent while I, on the other hand, am about the biggest idiot on a piece of canvas. I did do a couple of drawings at Eton which were put on display. Teachers thought they were examples of modern art, but in fact, I was just trying to paint a house!
Prince William -
If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.
Sacha Guitry -
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
George Bernard Shaw -
If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph.
Garry Winogrand -
Any idiot, any stockbroker can get out there and live out a fantasy and pretend like he's playing music. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
Mike Patton Faith No More
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God looks after children, animals and idiots.
Lou Holtz -
I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.
Napoleon Bonaparte -
You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.
Rachel Caine -
Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.
H. L. Mencken