Idiot Quotes
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The idiot was not a lot of thinking, which is an important move on. Smart people mostly think, consequently never stepped.
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I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I was just an idiot.
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In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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If you go into acting to make money then you're an idiot. It's my hobby and the fact that I'm doing my hobby for a job is mental.
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I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.
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Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.
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Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
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My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?
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Sanity means the wholeness of the consciousness. And our society is only part conscious, like an idiot.
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I don't know anything about making movies. I'd never been on a film set. I'm really kind of an idiot when it comes to figuring out where objects are in space. If they're both moving, I can't do the math. If you ever see me driving down a road, go somewhere else quickly.
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At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.
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Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.
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If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!
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Eric Bischoff is a total, complete idiot, maybe the single stupidest idiot that ever got into wrestling.
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I have defined the 100 per cent American as 99 per cent an idiot.
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I am a self-destructive idiot.
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There is no question that Dan Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.
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The old SV (Socialist Left Party) were useful idiots for the communists in Moscow. Today's SV are useful idiots for Saddam Hussein.
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I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.
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I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing the sun - hallucinating, screaming, giving obscene and inane lectures on street corners and public parks.
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To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.
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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
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The idiot greens the meadow with his eyes, The meadow creeps implacable and still; A dog barks, the hammock swings, he lies. One two three the cows bulge on the hill.