Idiot Quotes
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You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.
Terry Bradshaw
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The last thing my girlfriend would want to do is spend six months going around America, on a bus. With an idiot.
Ed O'Brien Radiohead
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If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!
Kurt Cobain Nirvana
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Writers are idiots with Underwoods.
Darryl F. Zanuck
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Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots or something like that. There are no physicists in mainstream 'Physics.' From Newton to Einstein to Hawking, they are all just mathematicians as far as Science and Physics are concerned.
Bill Gaede
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Coming to the end of a long shot is brutal so when it's just me, if I mess up I can be like "Sorry. I'm an idiot. Let's go again".
Emma Stone
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That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.
Jim Gaffigan
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Sanity means the wholeness of the consciousness. And our society is only part conscious, like an idiot.
D. H. Lawrence
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Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.
Spider Robinson
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The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.
Eva Ibbotson
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I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other things written. But I don't care.
Lindsey Vonn
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The idiot was not a lot of thinking, which is an important move on. Smart people mostly think, consequently never stepped.
Bob Sadino
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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Josh Gad does such an amazing job playing a lovable idiot. Not many people can do that, as convincingly as he can.
Josh Gad
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If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.
Charles Dickens
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Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.
Artie Lange
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Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.
Bill Ballance
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There is no question that Dan Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.
Tim Robbins
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The law is an ass, an idiot.
Charles Dickens
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Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it.
Peter Lamborn Wilson
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To generalize is to be an idiot.
William Blake
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Eric Bischoff is a total, complete idiot, maybe the single stupidest idiot that ever got into wrestling.
Bret Hart
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The old SV (Socialist Left Party) were useful idiots for the communists in Moscow. Today's SV are useful idiots for Saddam Hussein.
Carl I. Hagen
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I'd always wanted to be an idiot genius Soho alcoholic.
Alex James Blur