Idiot Quotes
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In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.
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I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have ever come across.'" I said, "I didn't know that YOU have been seeing Masimo. Tom the Slug King is going to be very upset.
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I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.
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That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.
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There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.
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I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
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I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I was just an idiot.
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I don't know anything about making movies. I'd never been on a film set. I'm really kind of an idiot when it comes to figuring out where objects are in space. If they're both moving, I can't do the math. If you ever see me driving down a road, go somewhere else quickly.
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Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
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I am a self-destructive idiot.
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Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.
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At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.
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My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?
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Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.
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Sanity means the wholeness of the consciousness. And our society is only part conscious, like an idiot.
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I have defined the 100 per cent American as 99 per cent an idiot.
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Eric Bischoff is a total, complete idiot, maybe the single stupidest idiot that ever got into wrestling.
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Who was the blundering idiot who said 'fine words butter no parsnips'? Half the parsnips of society are served and rendered palatable with no other sauce.
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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
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If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!
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There is no question that Dan Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.
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I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing the sun - hallucinating, screaming, giving obscene and inane lectures on street corners and public parks.
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You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.
