Idiot Quotes
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I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.
Sean William Scott -
I am a self-destructive idiot.
Swara Bhaskar
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It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace -
Sanity means the wholeness of the consciousness. And our society is only part conscious, like an idiot.
D. H. Lawrence -
My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?
Jack Roy -
I have defined the 100 per cent American as 99 per cent an idiot.
George Bernard Shaw -
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.
Artie Lange -
To generalize is to be an idiot.
William Blake
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The last thing my girlfriend would want to do is spend six months going around America, on a bus. With an idiot.
Ed O'Brien Radiohead -
The idiot greens the meadow with his eyes, The meadow creeps implacable and still; A dog barks, the hammock swings, he lies. One two three the cows bulge on the hill.
Allen Tate -
The old SV (Socialist Left Party) were useful idiots for the communists in Moscow. Today's SV are useful idiots for Saddam Hussein.
Carl I. Hagen -
At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see.
Mike Tyson -
To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.
Georges Courteline -
Better to keep quiet and let people think you're an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
Jack Roy
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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Adam Sandler -
The idiot was not a lot of thinking, which is an important move on. Smart people mostly think, consequently never stepped.
Bob Sadino -
If chasing cool is important to you, you're an idiot!
Kurt Cobain Nirvana -
I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.
William Hung -
Technique! The very word is like a shriek of outraged Art. It is the idiot name given to effort by those who are too weak, too weary, or too dull to play the game. The mighty have no theory of technique.
Leonard Bacon -
I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing the sun - hallucinating, screaming, giving obscene and inane lectures on street corners and public parks.
Henry Rollins Black Flag
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In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.
Conan O'Brien -
Josh Gad does such an amazing job playing a lovable idiot. Not many people can do that, as convincingly as he can.
Josh Gad -
Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.
Bill Ballance -
Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old.
Wesley Borland Big Dumb Face