Idiot Quotes
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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!
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Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old.
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Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. TV remote control Click.
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My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
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You’re like…you’re like Abraham Lincoln. Didn’t he walk some ungodly distance to return a penny? The store clerk probably thought he was an idiot.
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Any idiot that wants to make a couple of thousand drawings for a hundred feet of film is welcome to join the club.
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Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable.
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I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.
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To an old leader will be born an idiot heir, weak both in knowledge and in war.
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How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version of the village idiot
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The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.
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Every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
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The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.
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Even in my dreams, I’m an idiot who knows he’s about to wake up to reality.
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The law is an ass, an idiot.
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The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.
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Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot.
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The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.
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You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.
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America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot.
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I got caught up in 35 years of Saturday nights. Every night was like party night to me. As a young man, you can do that; it's OK to be an idiot. But I woke up one day, and I realized that 35 years had gone by.
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We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local news, your head will turn to mush.
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Direction is the most invisible part of the theatrical art. It's not like the conductor in the symphony orchestra performance because he's standing in front of you waiving his arms. You now what he's doing. You don't know what the director is doing unless you know a lot about theater and even then you can only deduce it. You know it when you go to rehearsal. You really know it when they are rehearsing something of yours. I learned more in the rehearsals for The Letter than I have ever dreamed of know in the theater as a critic. If it doesn't make me a better critic, I'm an idiot.
