Idiot Quotes
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You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.
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Coming to the end of a long shot is brutal so when it's just me, if I mess up I can be like "Sorry. I'm an idiot. Let's go again".
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Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. TV remote control Click.
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How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version of the village idiot
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I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other things written. But I don't care.
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Even in my dreams, I’m an idiot who knows he’s about to wake up to reality.
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I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.
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Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable.
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You’re like…you’re like Abraham Lincoln. Didn’t he walk some ungodly distance to return a penny? The store clerk probably thought he was an idiot.
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The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.
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Any idiot that wants to make a couple of thousand drawings for a hundred feet of film is welcome to join the club.
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Every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
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The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.
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To an old leader will be born an idiot heir, weak both in knowledge and in war.
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Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot.
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The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.
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America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot.
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You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.
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The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.
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We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local news, your head will turn to mush.
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Yet, for I know thou art religious And hast a thing within thee called conscience, With twenty popish tricks and ceremonies Which I have seen thee careful to observe, Therefore I urge thy oath; for that I know An idiot holds his bauble for a god And keeps the oath which by that god he swears, To that I'll urge him: therefore thou shalt vow By that same god, what god soe'er it be, That thou adorest and hast in reverence, To save my boy, to nourish and bring him up, Or else I will discover naught to thee.
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The law is an ass, an idiot.
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Direction is the most invisible part of the theatrical art. It's not like the conductor in the symphony orchestra performance because he's standing in front of you waiving his arms. You now what he's doing. You don't know what the director is doing unless you know a lot about theater and even then you can only deduce it. You know it when you go to rehearsal. You really know it when they are rehearsing something of yours. I learned more in the rehearsals for The Letter than I have ever dreamed of know in the theater as a critic. If it doesn't make me a better critic, I'm an idiot.
