Idiot Quotes
-
Even in my dreams, I’m an idiot who knows he’s about to wake up to reality.
-
Take care not to step on the foot of a learned idiot. His bite is incurable.
-
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.
-
You’re like…you’re like Abraham Lincoln. Didn’t he walk some ungodly distance to return a penny? The store clerk probably thought he was an idiot.
-
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.
-
I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other things written. But I don't care.
-
How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version of the village idiot
-
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
-
Every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
-
Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot.
-
Coming to the end of a long shot is brutal so when it's just me, if I mess up I can be like "Sorry. I'm an idiot. Let's go again".
-
To an old leader will be born an idiot heir, weak both in knowledge and in war.
-
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. TV remote control Click.
-
The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.
-
The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.
-
America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot.
-
Yet, for I know thou art religious And hast a thing within thee called conscience, With twenty popish tricks and ceremonies Which I have seen thee careful to observe, Therefore I urge thy oath; for that I know An idiot holds his bauble for a god And keeps the oath which by that god he swears, To that I'll urge him: therefore thou shalt vow By that same god, what god soe'er it be, That thou adorest and hast in reverence, To save my boy, to nourish and bring him up, Or else I will discover naught to thee.
-
You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.
-
The magnificence of mountains, the serenity of nature-nothing is safe from the idiot marks of man's passing.
-
We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local news, your head will turn to mush.
-
I got caught up in 35 years of Saturday nights. Every night was like party night to me. As a young man, you can do that; it's OK to be an idiot. But I woke up one day, and I realized that 35 years had gone by.
-
Any idiot that wants to make a couple of thousand drawings for a hundred feet of film is welcome to join the club.
-
The law is an ass, an idiot.
-
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile from the inside is seeing something beautiful, or a memory makes us laugh. This generally happens when there's nobody watching us. And at night, on our own, we might burst out laughing underneath the duvet, or roar with later in an empty room ... When we don't need to think about other people or anything else, that's when we wear our aural expressions.
