Idiot Quotes

• I would have been a lot better off if I’d studied more when I was growing up, y’know. But you know where it all went wrong was the day they started the spelling bee. Because up until that day I was an idiot, but nobody else knew.

  

  Brian Regan
  • Growing
  • Bees
  • Spelling

• Discovery is the privilege of the child: the child who has no fear of being once again wrong, of looking like an idiot, of not being serious, of not doing things like everyone else.

  

  Alexander Grothendieck
  • Fear
  • Serious
  • Child

• It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options open.

  

  Billie Joe Armstrong Green Day
  • Up
  • American
  • Broadway

• Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth.

  

  Barry Hughart
  • Earth
  • Blessed
  • Idiot

• I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

  

  Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Idiot
  • Operation
  • Approve

• I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.

  

  Rachel Caine
  • Vision
  • Monster
  • Vampire

• I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

  

  Billie Joe Armstrong Green Day
  • Idiot
  • Stoned

• There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

  

  Andrei Codrescu
  • Needed
  • Guides
  • Creationism

• The trick is not how much pain you feel--but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.

  

  Erica Jong
  • Pain
  • Joy
  • Hurt

• Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.

  

  Noel Gallagher Oasis
  • Good
  • Work
  • Why

• You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

  

  Rachel Caine
  • School
  • Happy
  • High

• I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

  

  Steve Martin
  • Art
  • Entertainment
  • Idiot

• Any idiot, any stockbroker can get out there and live out a fantasy and pretend like he's playing music. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

  

  Mike Patton Faith No More
  • Fantasy
  • Idiot
  • Playing Music

• Part of being in a band, being a painter, or starting a nonprofit is that you're going to make horrible mistakes and look like a total idiot, but you're never going to create that thing that really connects with people if you don't fail over and over and over again.

  

  Kathleen Hanna Bikini Kill
  • People
  • Mistake
  • Failing

• Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

  

  Tahereh Mafi
  • Energy
  • Coffee
  • Idiot

• I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.

  

  Sean William Scott
  • Sometimes
  • Week
  • Jokes

• Our band will never change, we will always be 5 singing idiots .

  

  Niall Horan One Direction
  • Band
  • Singing
  • Idiot

• You ever say a phrase you say all the time at the wrong time, feel like a complete idiot? Something like, 'You, too. You, too.' I was getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, 'Hey, have a nice flight.' 'You, too. You, too. You have a nice flight, too - in case you ever fly some day.

  

  Brian Regan
  • Feels
  • Cases
  • Flight

• Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.

  

  H. L. Mencken
  • Two
  • Three
  • Idiot

• God looks after children, animals and idiots.

  

  Lou Holtz
  • God
  • Children
  • Animal

• I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

  

  Mike Tyson
  • Idiot
  • I Know
  • Across

• No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

  

  George Bernard Shaw
  • Man
  • Sense
  • Strict

• I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling idiot I have ever come across.'" I said, "I didn't know that YOU have been seeing Masimo. Tom the Slug King is going to be very upset.

  

  Louise Rennison
  • Thinking
  • She
  • Pretty

• It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

  

  Oliver Gaspirtz
  • Dance
  • Fool
  • Idiot

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