Beer Quotes
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Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I asked these Indians: “Do men ever make Chicha?” My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, “Men can’t brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly. You are a funny man! Beer is women’s work.
Alan D. Eames
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Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.
Kenelm Digby
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Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.
Dan Castellaneta
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They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand.
Ben Schwalb
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The hell with him, he thought bitterly. The hell with patriotism in general. In the specific and the abstract. Birds of a feather, soldiers and cops. Anti-intellectual and anti-Negro. Anti-everything except beer, dogs, cars and guns.
Philip K. Dick
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You can stand at a bar and scream all you want about who was the greatest athlete and which was the greatest sports dynasty, and you can shout out your precious statistics, and maybe you're right, and maybe the red-faced guy down the bar - the one with the foam on his beer and the fancy computer rankings - is right, but nobody really knows.
Frank Deford
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Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out.
Peter Jurasik
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp
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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.
George Bernard Shaw
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Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.
Carrie Nation
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I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.
Peter O'Toole
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
Drew Carey
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Out in the Pool certain other boats caught the eye... each carried a bright fire amidships, in a brazier, beside a man, two small barrels of beer, and a very large handbell. The men were purlmen, Grandfather Nat told me, selling hot beer in the cold mornings - to the men on the colliers, or on any other craft thereabout.
Arthur Morrison
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You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer.
Bedrich Smetana
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You've got yoga honey I've got beer You got overpriced And I got weird.
Billy Joel
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It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.
Tom Green
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I view tea drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frame, an en-genderer of effeminancy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and maker of misery for old age. Thus he makes that miserable progress towards that death which he finds ten or fifteen years sooner than he would have found it if he had made his wife brew beer instead of making tea.
William Cobbett
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“Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.”
Alan D. Eames
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Over the next 40 years, he rose to lead that department. Pop was the tall, strong, silent type, quiet and dignified, and passionate about the rule of law. Back during Prohibition, he heard that bootleggers were running beer through fire hoses between Yonkers and the Bronx.
James Comey
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I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.
Axl Rose
Guns N' Roses
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It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer.
Adolphus Busch
