Beer Quotes

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.

Don Marquis
- Beer
It's really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subjects: they are not socialized into the idea that they should cheerfully and cooperatively give you information. They're not like undergraduates, who you can bribe with beer money or course credit.

Paul Bloom
- Money
- Kids
- Beer

I view tea drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frame, an en-genderer of effeminancy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and maker of misery for old age. Thus he makes that miserable progress towards that death which he finds ten or fifteen years sooner than he would have found it if he had made his wife brew beer instead of making tea.

William Cobbett
- Age
- Wife
- Drinking
It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

Tom Green
- College
- Moral
- Hard
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.

George Bernard Shaw
- Beer
- Champagne
Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.

Ellen Kushner
- Beer
- Troubled
- Maelstrom
Out in the Pool certain other boats caught the eye... each carried a bright fire amidships, in a brazier, beside a man, two small barrels of beer, and a very large handbell. The men were purlmen, Grandfather Nat told me, selling hot beer in the cold mornings - to the men on the colliers, or on any other craft thereabout.

Arthur Morrison
- Eye
- Beer
- Craft
Now, I'm mostly a beer man. When I drink hard liquor, it usually doesn't end the best, so I keep it chill with beer.

Chris Baio
- Men
- Drink
- Chill